£5.95
These pretty spotted fairy cake cases would make a great gift for anyone who loves to bake!
The gift box contains 100 vintage inspired spotted cupcake cases in an assortment of colours:
A delicious cupcake recipe is also included.
The cases measure 7cm (diameter) and 3.5cm (height).
£24.95
£7.50
£25.00
One of our most popular string lights.
These beautiful cream rose string lights have been exquisitely handcrafted from real rubber tree leaves and each of the 20 roses on this 3-4 metre string is a work of art in its own right.
These lights give out a warm ambient glow and would look delightful in any room in the house and can also be used, carefully, outside.
Each set comes with 3 spare bulbs.
We support Fair Trade.
£25.00
One of our most popular string lights.
These beautiful pink and cream mix rose string lights have been exquisitely handcrafted from real rubber tree leaves and each of the 20 roses on this 3-4 metre string is a work of art in its own right.
A combination of dark pink, pink and cream, these lights give out a warm ambient glow and would look delightful in any room in the house and can also be used, carefully, outside.
Each set comes with 3 spare bulbs.
We support Fair Trade.
£25.00
These beautiful white carnation string lights have been exquisitely handcrafted from real rubber tree leaves and each of the 20 carnations on this 3-4 metre string is a work of art in its own right.
These lights give out a warm ambient glow and would look delightful in any room in the house and can also be used, carefully, outside.
Each set comes with 3 spare bulbs.
We support Fair Trade.
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A funny and clever poem about cake - on a tea towel! Perfect gift for a baker.
Our funny cake poem tea towel is an ideal gift for a cake lover or keen baker, whether it's for their birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day or just meeting for a slice of Victoria Sandwich.
Whether it's Lemon Drizzle or Banana Bread, we all know someone who can't live without a daily nibble of cake!
This original poem was written by Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller, who is a self-confessed fairy cake addict. The poem is subject to copyright so cannot be reproduced without her permission.
The design is by 'Have a Gander'.
Our beautiful quality tea towels are lovingly printed in the UK. They come folded and bagged in a protective sleeve.
They are made from 100% cotton for good absorbancy, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are all hemmed.
Care: Wash at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. Can be ironed.
They measure H76 x W48cm (approx)
£9.95
A funny and clever poem about chocolate - on a tea towel!
'The Chocolate Lover's Week' poem tea towel is a fun (and slightly cheeky!) ode to chocolate and chocoholics.
Part of our 'days of the week' collection, this unique poem celebrates all the delicious ways we enjoy chocolate.
Perfect as a birthday present, Christmas gift, or Mother's Day token.
Whether it's chocolate spread in bed, or chocolate cake on your break, everyone knows someone who loves their chocolate!
This unique poem is by Bespoke Verse founder Joanna Miller and is subject to copyright, so cannot be reproduced without her permission. The design is by 'Have a Gander'.
Our beautiful quality tea towels are lovingly printed in the UK. They come folded and bagged in a protective sleeve.
They are made from 100% cotton for good absorbancy, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are all hemmed.
Care: Wash at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. Can be ironed.
They measure H76 x W48cm (approx)
£9.95
A funny and clever poem about tea - on a tea towel! Ideal gift for a tea drinker.
Our funny, heartfelt tea poem makes the perfect gift, whether it's their birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day or just meeting for a cuppa.
Whether it's builders tea, Assam or Earl Grey, everyone knows someone who loves a hot wet brew!
This original poem was written by the talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller and the design is by 'Have a Gander'.
This unique poem is subject to copyright, so cannot be reproduced without Joanna's permission.
These beautiful quality tea towels are lovingly printed in the UK. They come folded and bagged in a protective plastic sleeve.
Bespoke Verse tea towels are made from 100% cotton for good absorbancy, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are all hemmed.
Care: Wash at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. Can be ironed.
It measures H76 x W48cm (approx)
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A funny and clever poem for a wine lover - on a tea towel!
This 'Wine Lover's Week' wine poem makes a fun and witty gift for wine lovers.
Our funny days of the week wine poem tea towel is perfect for celebrating a birthday, a friend at Christmas, or simply to amuse a friend on a Friday night!
Whether it's Pinot, Merlot or Chardonnay, we all know someone who can't live without a glass of vino.
This original poem was written by the talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller and is subject to copyright, so cannot be reproduced without her permission.
The design is by 'Have a Gander'.
Our beautiful quality tea towels are lovingly printed in the UK. They come folded and bagged in a protective sleeve.
They are made from 100% cotton for good absorbancy, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are all hemmed.
Care: Wash at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. Can be ironed.
They measure H76 x W48cm (approx)
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Celebrate the ups and downs of family life with a fun and unique poem - printed on a beautiful cotton tea towel!
This fabulous tea towel makes a great stocking filler for Christmas and a lovely token gift for a first baby, adoption, or family visit.
The poem is a great talking point for any kitchen - the place where families come together!
The tea towels is white with royal blue font.
The unique poem was created by the talented poet, Joanna Miller and is subject to copyright, so cannot be reproduced without her permission. The design is by Russet and Gray.
The tea towel is lovingly printed in the UK. It is folded and protected in a secure plastic bag. It is made from 100% Cotton for good absorbency, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are hemmed. Wash the tea towel at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. It can be ironed.
It measures H78 x W48cm (approx).
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A witty and warm teacher poem that celebrates the many roles a hard working teacher performs every single day!
Our 'What is a Teacher?' A4 print makes the perfect teacher gift for the end of term. A very unique way to say thank you to a brilliant teacher.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. She used to be an English teacher herself, so she knows what makes a good present. She also knows what hard work it is!
The eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether the teacher in question is a trip organiser, an inspiring mentor or a corridor stalker, they will definitely feel appreciated on receiving 'What is a Teacher?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is taupe. Please see the other colours available.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A leader, director & tactful corrector
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare pen provider
A cutter, a sticker, a fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a lesson preparer
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a while
A parent reminder, lost property finder
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker
An on your sider & staff-room resider
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
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A witty and warm teacher poem that celebrates the many roles a hard working teacher performs every single day!
Our 'What is a Teacher?' A4 print makes the perfect teacher gift for the end of term. A very unique way to say thank you to a brilliant teacher.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. She used to be an English teacher herself, so she knows what makes a good present. She also knows what hard work it is!
The eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether the teacher in question is a trip organiser, an inspiring mentor or a corridor stalker, they will definitely feel appreciated on receiving 'What is a Teacher?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is light blue. Please see the other colours available.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A leader, director & tactful corrector
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare pen provider
A cutter, a sticker, a fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a lesson preparer
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a while
A parent reminder, lost property finder
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker
An on your sider & staff-room resider
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£14.00
A witty and warm teacher poem that celebrates the many roles a hard working teacher performs every single day!
Our 'What is a Teacher?' A4 print makes the perfect teacher gift for the end of term. A very unique way to say thank you to a brilliant teacher.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. She used to be an English teacher herself, so she knows what makes a good present. She also knows what hard work it is!
The eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether the teacher in question is a trip organiser, an inspiring mentor or a corridor stalker, they will definitely feel appreciated on receiving 'What is a Teacher?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is light blue. Please see the other colours available.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A leader, director & tactful corrector
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare pen provider
A cutter, a sticker, a fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a lesson preparer
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a while
A parent reminder, lost property finder
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker
An on your sider & staff-room resider
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£14.00
A witty and warm teacher poem that celebrates the many roles a hard working teacher performs every single day!
Our 'What is a Teacher?' A4 print makes the perfect teacher gift for Christmas or the end of term. A very unique way to say thank you to a brilliant teacher.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. She used to be an English teacher herself, so she knows what makes a good present.
As seen on TV - our poem was filmed by the BBC and used to close 'Britain's Classroom Heroes' on BBC2, October 2017.
The poem background colour is taupe but it is also available in grey.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is white. Please see the other colours available.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A wiper, a blower, an everything knower
A listening ear, a calm refereer
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector.
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
An assessor, a planner, a maker of banner
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare clothes provider.
An artist, a potter, a lace unknotter
A sticker, a tricker & fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a costume preparer.
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a whiler
A parent reminder, lost property finder.
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A play director, a tactful corrector
A designer & baker, a help with mistaker.
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A weigher, displayer, a patient game player
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker (removed if a message is added)
An on your sider & staff-room resider (removed if a message is added)
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£14.00
A witty and warm teacher poem that celebrates the many roles a hard working teacher performs every single day!
Our 'What is a Teacher?' A4 print makes the perfect teacher gift for Christmas or the end of term. A very unique way to say thank you to a brilliant teacher.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. She used to be an English teacher herself, so she knows what makes a good present.
As seen on TV - our poem was filmed by the BBC and used to close 'Britain's Classroom Heroes' on BBC2, October 2017.
The poem background colour is grey but it is also available in taupe.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is white. Please see the other colours available.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A wiper, a blower, an everything knower
A listening ear, a calm refereer
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector.
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
An assessor, a planner, a maker of banner
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare clothes provider.
An artist, a potter, a lace unknotter
A sticker, a tricker & fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a costume preparer.
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a whiler
A parent reminder, lost property finder.
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A play director, a tactful corrector
A designer & baker, a help with mistaker.
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A weigher, displayer, a patient game player
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker (removed if a message is added)
An on your sider & staff-room resider (removed if a message is added)
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
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Thank a great teacher for a job well done with our fun and unique 'What is a Teacher?'poem A5 notebook which includes 36 blank white pages.
The 100% recycled kraft paper cover is beautifully printed in black ink and the poem is sure to be a talking point. The pages are made of high quality 90gsm uncoated, recycled paper. The notebook measures A5 - H21 x W14.5cm.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller and the eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether the teacher in question is a trip organiser, an inspiring mentor or a corridor stalker, they will definitely feel appreciated with this thoughtful gift.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A leader, director & tactful corrector
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare pen provider
A cutter, a sticker, a fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a lesson preparer
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a while
A parent reminder, lost property finder
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker
An on your sider & staff-room resider
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
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Tell a teacher how much you appreciate them with our fun and unique teacher poem - on a beautiful cotton tea towel!
Our teacher poem tea towel makes a unique gift for Christmas or the end of term - and a addition to the staffroom too.
The tea towel is a great talking point for any teacher - especially when given wrapped around a bottle of wine!
The tea towels are white with the poem printed in grey font - our most popular colour for poems about teachers.
This unique poem is by Bespoke Verse founder Joanna Miller and is subject to copyright, so cannot be reproduced without her permission. The design is by Russet and Gray.
The tea towel is lovingly printed in the UK. It is folded and protected in a secure plastic bag. It is made from 100% Cotton for good absorbency, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are hemmed. Wash the tea towel at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. It can be ironed.
It measures H78 x W48cm (approx).
£2.95
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These beautiful, mini ribbed votives are just perfect for tea light candles. The frosted finish adds an unusual edge and ensures the perfect cosy glow when used with a lit tea light. The votives are also available in Red, Green, Gold and Silver. Matching baubles also available.
Please note: This product is sold in single units.
Dimensions: 6x4cm
£39.00
Cosy up with the Chalk Teddy Hot Water Bottle this Winter. Ideal as a thoughtful gift for that someone special or as a treat for yourself for those cold nights ahead!
£10.00
Never be caught without a gift again. Our new range of occasion candles have been designed with every gifting event in mind and come in four classic SevenSeventeen fragrances. Hand-poured in a travel tin, simply pop in the post and surprise someone.
Burn time (approx):
100ml - 20hrs
With sumptuous scents, plant-based wax and super burn times, SevenSeventeen candles are all about finding calm amidst the chaos. Hand-poured in England they come with their own soothing mantras to restore sanity and fill your home with the right kind of pong.
Each candle is presented in a metal travel tin and finished with cotton wicks. The screw-top lids keep out dust and the tins can be re-used for storing small items.
The mood-boosting effects of our scented candles are designed to be relished by everyone from sleep-deprived parents to burnt out office workers. We hope you enjoy!
As with all SevenSeventeen products 10% of profits from this occasion candle tin is donated to mental health charities.
£14.00
'The Book Lover's Week' is a witty book lover poem, hand inked to create a unique and lovely print. A great gift for bookworms!
Our days of the week book print makes a humorous and unique gift for a book lover whether it's for their birthday, Christmas, or simply for hosting a meeting of book club!
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
Whether it's poetry, plays or the latest bestseller, we all know someone who can't live without a book on the go!
The poem reads:
The Book Lover’s Week
On Mondays I am lost for ages
In the new bestseller’s pages
Tuesday night is all too fleeting
At my lively book group meeting
Wednesday, there may be some friction
Unless I read some Science Fiction
Thursdays, it just has to be
Short stories or biography
On Friday over lunch and dinner
I’m buried in a Booker winner
Saturdays are perfect days
For reading poetry and plays
And Sundays, how the hours dwindle
When I’m busy on my Kindle!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
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Who doesn't love cake?! This days of the week cake poem is beautifully hand inked to create a lovely print.
Our funny cake print is an ideal gift for a cake lover or aspiring star baker, whether it's for their birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day or just meeting for a slice of Victoria Sandwich.
Whether it's Lemon Drizzle or Banana Bread, we all know someone who can't live without a daily nibble of cake!
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The poem reads:
The Cake Lover’s Week
On Mondays I refuse to budge
Unless the cake is Chocolate Fudge
Tuesdays, I will take the plunge
With a slice of Coffee Sponge
Wednesdays, when I have a break
It’s feet up with some Carrot Cake
On Thursdays if I start to fizzle
I perk up with some Lemon Drizzle
Fridays, I insist I’m fed
On Fruitcake or Banana Bread
Saturdays, I often languish
For a nice Victoria Sandwich
And Sundays? Well it has to be
Homemade scones for afternoon tea!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£14.00
'The Chocolate Lover's Week' poem print is a fun (and slightly cheeky!) ode to chocolate and chocoholics.
Part of the 'days of the week' poem collection, we're celebrating all the delicious ways we enjoy chocolate, and have created this unique gift for chocolate lovers.
Perfect as a birthday present, Christmas gift, or Mother's Day token.
Whether it's chocolate spread in bed, or chocolate cake on your break, everyone knows someone who loves their chocolate!
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It comes unframed.
The poem reads:
The Chocolate Lover’s Week
On Mondays when I have a break
I can’t resist some chocolate cake
On Tuesdays I awake and dream
Of double chocolate chip ice cream
Wednesdays, if I’m tired and frowny
I perk up with a chocolate brownie
On Thursdays it is just no use
I have to dine on chocolate mousse
Fridays, I’m discovered huffing
Unless I’ve had a chocolate muffin
Saturdays, I spend in bliss
With a milky bar of Swiss
And Sundays I relax in bed
With paper, toast and chocolate spread!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£14.00
This hand inked print of 'The Coffee Lover's Week' poem makes a witty and unique gift for coffee lovers.
Part of our fun and cheeky 'days of the week' collection, it's an ideal gift for any coffee lover.
Whether it's a Latte, Americano or Flat White, we all know someone who can't live without a daily cup of coffee.
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It comes unframed.
The poem reads:
The Coffee Lover’s Week
On Mondays getting up is trouble
Without a quick Espresso (double)
Tuesdays if I’ve had a shocker
My only solace is a Mocha,
Wednesdays if I get frustrated
It has to be decaffeinated,
Thursday when I’m back on track
I’ll have a trusty filter (black),
On Fridays just before a party
I’ll grab a fortifying Latte,
Saturdays just don’t feel right
Without a paper and Flat White,
And Sundays end with Frappuccino
Or a bedtime Cappuccino!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£9.95
A funny and clever poem for a coffee lover - on a tea towel!
'The Coffee Lover's Week' poem tea towel makes a witty and unique gift for a coffee drinker.
Part of our fun and cheeky 'days of the week' collection, it's an ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or a 'I saw this and thought of you' gift.
Whether it's a Latte, Americano or Flat White, we all know someone who can't live without a daily cup of coffee.
This original poem was written by Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller, who is married to a coffee addict who has many a week like the one described! The poem is subject to copyright, so cannot be reproduced without her permission.
The design is by 'Have a Gander'.
Our high quality tea towels are lovingly printed in the UK. They come folded and bagged in a protective plastic sleeve.
Bespoke Verse tea towels are made from 100% cotton for good absorbancy, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are all hemmed.
Care: Wash at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. Can be ironed.
It measures H76 x W48cm (approx)
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This beautifully hand inked print featuring a witty garden lovers' poem is a perfect gift for green-fingered friends and family whether it's their birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Whether it's weeding or feeding, mowing or hoeing, we all know someone who is very green-fingered.
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The poem reads:
The Garden Lover’s Week
On Monday I’ll be digging beds
And snipping off those wilted heads
Tuesdays means the hedge needs trimming
And possibly a bit of strimming
Wednesdays there’s the job of lopping
Pruning, and a bit of chopping
Thursdays means a day of mowing
Plus an afternoon of hoeing
On Friday it is time for weeding
And the watering and feeding
Saturdays, day of adventure:
A trip to tip or garden centre
And Sundays (if the back’s not aching)
It’s getting rid of slugs and staking!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
£14.00
This brand new marriage poem comes in the form of a job advert for a husband or wife, skills, salary, hours, pension all described!
Our funny and joyful marriage print makes the perfect gift for weddings and anniversaries. It is also suitable as a wedding poem or reading and for a marriage proposal!
The poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose wedding poems have featured in magazines such as 'Wedding Ideas' and 'Brides'. In 2013 she won the Wedding Industry Experts award for 'Best Wedding Writer.'
Whether it's the salary of kisses or the lifetime contract, everyone will recognise the role of a husband or wife that the 'The Marriage Advert' describes.
The text reads:
Please see our full range of fabulous poem prints available.
£14.00
This hand inked wine lover print features our "Wine Lover's Week" poem, and makes a fun and witty gift for wine lovers.
Our funny days of the week wine print is perfect for celebrating a birthday, a friend at Christmas, or simply a Friday night!
Whether it's Pinot, Merlot or Chardonnay, we all know someone who can't live without a glass of vino.
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. The poem has been printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The poem reads:
The Wine Lover’s Week
On Mondays I am rather keeno
On a lazy glass of Pinot
Tuesdays? I might end the day
With a spot of Beaujolais
Wednesday (if the day's a shocker)
May include a fine Rioja
Thursday nights, if out I go,
I'm partial to a nice Merlot
On Friday friends may come and stay
We'll open up the Chardonnay
Saturdays I'm known to harbour
A hankering for ice cold Cava
And suddenly the week has gone...
It's Sunday night and Sauvignon!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
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This classic Truffle faux fur comforter/throw combines a fabulously soft faux fur with a silky soft velboa lining. Handmade and finished to a very high standard in the UK, these comforters can be used as a wrap on a cool summer evening or for snuggling under during the cold winter months.
It measures 145cm x 90cm.
Machine washable at 40 degrees and cool tumble dry. Brush to restore sleekness with a fine a wire brush.
This item is available for pre-order. Please pay for it now and we will endeavour to get it to you as soon as possible (usually within 1-3 weeks).
Please see the fabulous matching cushions available.
£48.00
This superbly soft and luxurious faux fur hot water bottle will keep you warm all night long, making it the perfect gift for someone special.
The hot water bottle is made by Fashy to the highest specification in non-perishable thermoplastic and has an extra wide neck for easy filling. The cover has a hidden zip in the back that can be lowered slightly for easy bottle filling or totally so the cover can be removed and machine washed.
The fur has been cut by hand in the UK and every seam is brushed out by a finishing team, so that each join is practically invisible.
The hot water bottle measures 37cm (height) x 21cm (width).
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These luxurious faux fur slipper boots are double lined with a cosy sherpa fleece and feature durable faux suede soles.
The ankle length measures 16cm from top to heel and the boots are machine washable at 40 degrees.
They are handmade in England and would make an ideal gift for someone special.
They are available in 3 sizes - Small (Size 3-4), Medium (Size 5-6) and Large (Size 7-8). Please select your preferred size above.
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These pretty vintage blue rose latex washing up gloves with sprigs of roses on a white PVC cuff are a size medium (one size only) and measure approx 40cm in length.
To care for your beautiful gloves please take note of the following:
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This fabulous melamine two tone latte cup with a vintage cockatoo print measures 13cm (height) by 9cm (diameter).
It is dishwasher safe and ideal for hot or cold drinks.
It is also available in a variety of other colours and designs.
100% Melamine: BP-A Free, Phtalates Free and certified Food Safe.
Please note that you can purchase a silicone lid (green, blue or red) for these cups separately so that you can enjoy your favourite cuppa on the move!
£14.95
This handy sewing kit is ideal for all of your sewing needs and an essential for every home.
It comes in a pretty vintage metal tin and would make a lovely gift.
The set includes:
£4.95
A set of 12 ivory vintage doily unscented tea lights perfect for every household. Check out our selection of tea light holders to show them off, and don't forget to read the care instructions for safe use of this product.
£14.95
Add a touch of style to your kitchen with this weighty vintage inspired gold bottle opener. Made from brass it has a lovely antique golden hue. An ideal gift for men, it's vintage finish sets it apart from other more mundane bottle openers.
Wipe with soft dry cloth. It measures 1 x 3.5 x 11.5cm
£19.95
Add a touch of elegance to your kitchen with this weighty vintage inspired gold cork screw. Made from brass it has a lovely antique golden hue.
An ideal gift for men, it's vintage finish sets it apart from other more mundane cork screws. Wipe with soft dry cloth. It measures 1cm x 9cm
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For all cake lovers and home bakers! Keep your cakes fresh and tasty in this fabulous vintage inspired green and cream cake tin.
It is generous in size and measures 25cm (diameter) by 11cm (height).
£12.95
This fabulous vintage inspired biscuit tin is perfect for homemade cupcakes or biscuits and should be brought out with any cup of English tea!
It measures 23cm x 23cm x 10cm (height).
Combined with the matching tea caddy available, it would make a great gift set for any tea lover.
£8.95
This fabulous vintage inspired tea caddy is perfect for storing your English Breakfast tea!
It measures 10cm x 10cm x 15cm (height)
Combined with the matching biscuit tin available, it would make a great gift set for any tea lover.
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This gorgeous vintage style butterfly box frame would make a beautiful addition to a little girls bedroom.
It features 24 pretty floral paper 3D butterflies withan ivory mount in a white box frame.
The picture has a metal hook on the reverse for wall hanging.
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These pretty vintage pink rose latex washing up gloves with a white PVC cuff are a size medium (one size only) and measure approx 40cm in length.
To care for your beautiful gloves please take note of the following:
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For all cake lovers and home bakers! Keep your cakes fresh and tasty in this fabulous vintage inspired red and cream cake tin.
It is generous in size and measures 25cm (diameter) by 11cm (height). It is also available in green.