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A Letter To Mum Poem Print
£14.00
A rhyming letter of thanks (and apology!) from an older daughter to her much-loved Mum.
This moving and heartfelt poem makes the perfect gift for Mother's Day, Christmas or a Birthday.
The poem was written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller who has a lot of teenage tantrums to apologise for! The design is by Stephanie Cole.
The poem has been printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The wording of the poem is:
A Letter to Mum
To my wonderful Mum
I have to say sorry
For the teenage tantrums
And all of the worry
For all the times
I answered you back
Sulked and protested
And veered off the track.
Thanks for forgiving,
(Just one of your gifts)
For the listening ear
The advice and the lifts
Your unquestioning love
Your caring devotion
The hugs and support
At times of commotion.
You told me the truth
Yet let me be me
And helped me to find
Who I wanted to be.
You shaped me and gave me
All that you had
Stayed by my side
In good times and bad.
So thank you for showing
What parents should be
With all of my love Mum
Forever - from me.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem).
A Letter To Mum Poem Print
£14.00
A rhyming letter of thanks (and apology!) from an older daughter to her much-loved Mummy.
This moving and heartfelt poem makes the perfect gift for Mother's Day, Christmas or a Birthday.
The poem was written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller who has a lot of teenage tantrums to apologise for! The design is by Stephanie Cole.
The poem has been printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The wording of the poem is:
A Letter to Mum
To my wonderful Mum
I have to say sorry
For the teenage tantrums
And all of the worry
For all the times
I answered you back
Sulked and protested
And veered off the track.
Thanks for forgiving,
(Just one of your gifts)
For the listening ear
The advice and the lifts
Your unquestioning love
Your caring devotion
The hugs and support
At times of commotion.
You told me the truth
Yet let me be me
And helped me to find
Who I wanted to be.
You shaped me and gave me
All that you had
Stayed by my side
In good times and bad.
So thank you for showing
What parents should be
With all of my love Mum
Forever - from me.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem).
A Letter To Mummy Poem Print
£14.00
A rhyming letter of thanks (and apology!) from a child to his/her much-loved Mummy.
This moving and heartfelt poem makes the perfect gift for Mother's Day, Christmas or a Birthday.
The poem was written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller who has a lot of teenage tantrums to apologise for! The design is by Stephanie Cole.
The poem has been printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The wording of the poem is:
A Letter to Mummy
To my wonderful Mummy
I just have to say,
I think you are perfect
In every way.
You work so hard
To give me the best
With you on my side
I feel truly blessed.
Thanks for the kisses,
The stories, the fun
For keeping me safe
And being my mum.
I want to say sorry
For the mess that I make
For the noise and the tantrums,
The things that I break.
For all of the times
I wake you at night,
For when I am ill
And it gives you a fright!
But I need you and love you
And if there’s a muddle
I know you are there
With your voice and your cuddle.
So thank you for showing
What mothers should be
With love dearest Mummy
Forever… From me.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem).
A Letter To Mummy Poem Print
£14.00
A rhyming letter of thanks (and apology!) from a child to his/her much-loved Mummy.
This moving and heartfelt poem makes the perfect gift for Mother's Day, Christmas or a Birthday.
The poem was written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller who has a lot of teenage tantrums to apologise for! The design is by Stephanie Cole.
The poem has been printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The wording of the poem is:
A Letter to Mummy
To my wonderful Mummy
I just have to say,
I think you are perfect
In every way.
You work so hard
To give me the best
With you on my side
I feel truly blessed.
Thanks for the kisses,
The stories, the fun
For keeping me safe
And being my mum.
I want to say sorry
For the mess that I make
For the noise and the tantrums,
The things that I break.
For all of the times
I wake you at night,
For when I am ill
And it gives you a fright!
But I need you and love you
And if there’s a muddle
I know you are there
With your voice and your cuddle.
So thank you for showing
What mothers should be
With love dearest Mummy
Forever… From me.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem).
Best Friend Advert Poem Print
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This brand new friend poem comes in the form of a job advert for the perfect pal. Skills, salary, hours, and bonus all described!
Our witty and joyful best friend print makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, bridesmaids and thank yous. It is also suitable as a group gift like a hen 'do'.
The poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose framed poems have featured in magazines such as 'VOGUE' and 'Easy Living.'
Whether it's the bonus of good advice or the lifelong satisfaction friendship brings, everyone will recognise the special bond that the 'The Best Friend Advert' describes.
The text reads:
The Best Friend Advert
Seeking caring candidate who thrives on interaction
To undertake a special role with lifelong satisfaction.
Skills required for this post: loyalty and discretion
The ability to laugh a lot and listen to confession.
This role would suit a counsellor, a match maker or host
A wine or chocolate lover might perform well in this post.
Experience is valuable (but not as much as trust)
Willingness to socialise and empathise a must.
There may be opportunities for travelling and shopping
For gossiping and giggling and possibly for bopping.
The salary is judgement free, the bonus is advice
The hands on help is statutory, (the benefits are nice).
Though meetings may be limited by distance or by chores
No application necessary, the job’s already yours.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce this poem)
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures 30 x 21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind.
Please see our full range of fabulous poem prints available.
The print measures 30x21cm (A4)
Best Friend Advert Poem Print
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This brand new friend poem comes in the form of a job advert for the perfect pal. Skills, salary, hours, and bonus all described!
Our witty and joyful best friend print makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, bridesmaids and thank yous. It is also suitable as a group gift like a hen 'do'.
The poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose framed poems have featured in magazines such as 'VOGUE' and 'Easy Living.'
Whether it's the bonus of good advice or the lifelong satisfaction friendship brings, everyone will recognise the special bond that the 'The Best Friend Advert' describes.
The text reads:
The Best Friend Advert
Seeking caring candidate who thrives on interaction
To undertake a special role with lifelong satisfaction.
Skills required for this post: loyalty and discretion
The ability to laugh a lot and listen to confession.
This role would suit a counsellor, a match maker or host
A wine or chocolate lover might perform well in this post.
Experience is valuable (but not as much as trust)
Willingness to socialise and empathise a must.
There may be opportunities for travelling and shopping
For gossiping and giggling and possibly for bopping.
The salary is judgement free, the bonus is advice
The hands on help is statutory, (the benefits are nice).
Though meetings may be limited by distance or by chores
No application necessary, the job’s already yours.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce this poem)
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures 30 x 21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text is a deep pink but it’s also available in dark blue and purple. It does not include the personalised text shown in the bottom right of the picture opposite.
Please see our full range of fabulous poem prints available.
The print measures 30x21cm (A4)
Best Friend Advert Poem Print
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This brand new friend poem comes in the form of a job advert for the perfect pal. Skills, salary, hours, and bonus all described!
Our witty and joyful best friend print makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, bridesmaids and thank yous. It is also suitable as a group gift like a hen 'do'.
The poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose framed poems have featured in magazines such as 'VOGUE' and 'Easy Living.'
Whether it's the bonus of good advice or the lifelong satisfaction friendship brings, everyone will recognise the special bond that the 'The Best Friend Advert' describes.
The text reads:
The Best Friend Advert
Seeking caring candidate who thrives on interaction
To undertake a special role with lifelong satisfaction.
Skills required for this post: loyalty and discretion
The ability to laugh a lot and listen to confession.
This role would suit a counsellor, a match maker or host
A wine or chocolate lover might perform well in this post.
Experience is valuable (but not as much as trust)
Willingness to socialise and empathise a must.
There may be opportunities for travelling and shopping
For gossiping and giggling and possibly for bopping.
The salary is judgement free, the bonus is advice
The hands on help is statutory, (the benefits are nice).
Though meetings may be limited by distance or by chores
No application necessary, the job’s already yours.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce this poem)
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures 30 x 21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text is a dark teal blue (not green as shown in the image) but it’s also available in pink and purple. It does not include the personalised text in the bottom right hand corner of the print.
Please see our full range of fabulous poem prints available.
The print measures 30x21cm (A4)
Best Mum Award Poem Print
£14.00
Our brand new mum poem takes the form of the results of The Best Mum Award. And the winner is... your mum!
This witty and joyful A4 mum print makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, and Mother's Day. It's also a unique way to tell your mum just how fantastic and appreciated she is.
The poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose framed poems have featured in magazines such as 'VOGUE' and 'Easy Living'.
Whether it's for good advice, selflessness and loyalty, or for generosity, every mother deserves an award.
The wording of the poem is:
Seeking out the perfect mum has been our judges’ quest
Of all the many finalists just one has proved the best.
The lady that we have in mind is generous and nice
She’s talented at listening and giving good advice.
She’s considerate and loving, she’s funny and she’s kind
She worries for her family but she also knows her mind.
Beautiful outside and in, she’s cherished and adored
And on a daily basis she deserves a big award.
In tidying and washing, in ironing and dinner,
In selflessness and loyalty this mum’s a worthy winner.
Thoughtful and hardworking, she is held in such affection
The panel were unanimous in making their selection.
We’re happy to announce today the crown is going to...
The best mum in the widest world and that, of course, is you!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2013 (author's permission required to reproduce this poem)
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures 30 x 21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind.
Please see our full range of fabulous poem prints available.
Child/Christening Poem Print
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A beautifully written poem about all we might wish for a child to experience in life. A unique and personal Christening present.
Our heartfelt 'Wishes for a Child' poem is the perfect godparent gift - ideal for births, Christenings, naming ceremonies, first birthdays etc. A lovely gift from for grandparents, aunts, uncles too!
Written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet and mum of three Joanna Miller, this poem began life as a gift for her new goddaughter.
It describes all the blessings we might wish for children to know, from the joy of the sun upon their face, to the value of friendship and education.
The print comes unframed.
The wording reads:
Wishes for a Child
May you know the gift of friendship
Feel the sun upon your face
May you win displaying dignity
And accept defeat with grace
May you marvel at the wonders
Of nature and the earth
May you value education
And know your own true worth
May you live and love with honesty
And do the thing that’s right
May you stand up for the helpless
And sleep in peace at night
May you thrive upon a challenge
And sing and dance and laugh
May you know the joy of parenthood
And follow your own path.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
The poem is printed onto the highest quality GF Smith white A4 card (330gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print.
Each print is lovingly produced to order. The unframed print arrives flat, wrapped in cellophane, in a super stiff envelope.
The print is H30 x W21cm (A4) and when framed is H34.5 x W25.7 x D2cm.
Dad Chopping Board
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Show your Dad you appreciate all his hard work with a useful chopping board to help with his kitchen duties. An ideal gift for his Birthday, Fathers Day or Christmas.
The board is decorated with a clever poem about all the jobs that Dad's do. It also makes a great cheese board!
See our matching apron and cushion available - and also our version for mum!
The poem by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller is subject to copyright and cannot be reproduced in whole or part without her permission.
It is made from robust white melamine with a black underside and can withstand high temperatures.
The Dad birthday gift chopping board is wipe clean - do not put in the dishwasher!
dimensions:
W25 x D.5 x H36cm
Dad Poem Cushion Cover
£21.95
A clever poem about dads and all their skills - on a beautiful cushion cover!
Tell your dad you appreciate all he does for you with our new cushion cover. A unique gift for birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day.
All our poems are written by professional poets. We love putting poems on useful and well made objects - and this dad poem cushion cover is no exception!
The dad birthday gift cover is of a good size and is made of thick natural cotton which is cream in colour. Please note the inner pad is not included.
The body of the cushion is natural cotton - cream - in colour. The design is printed on one side, and the cover has a fold at the back for inserting an inner pad.
See 'other items in seller's range' for matching MUM design.
The wording of the poem is:
Dad’s Job Description
Cashier, Magician, Publican, Chef
Weightlifter, DJ, Lifeguard and Ref
Comedian, Teacher, Actor and Bowler
Groundsman, Mechanic and Pest Controller
Plumber and Medic, Driving Instructor
Peace Keeper, Scientist, Binman, Constructor
Cab driver, Captain, Porter and Waiter
IT Consultant, Coach and Debater
Personal Trainer, Shepherd and Planner
Salesman and Hero and Lord of the Manor.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem).
made from:
100% unbleached cotton. Made in the UK exclusively for Bespoke Verse.
Inner pad not included.
dimensions:
40 x 40cm square.
Dad’s Job Description Poem Apron
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An dad apron with a difference - decorated with a clever poem about the many different jobs dads do.
This dad's job description poem apron makes an original present for dad for his birthday, Christmas or Father's Day.
The wording of the dad birthday gift poem is by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, and is subject to copyright.
The body of the apron is made from natural cotton and is cream in colour. The font is blue.
The dad birthfay gifty poem apron ties at the back. The neck loop is adjustable using a 'D' ring.
made in the UK from:
Unbleached cotton drill. Supplied wrapped in a plastic sleeve.
The Dad apron is ashable at 40 degrees. Iron on reverse.
dimensions:
60 x 85cm approx. Item weighs 8oz.
Unbleached cotton side ties each 100cm in length. Adjustable 72cm neck tie with ‘D’ ring.
Mum’s Job Description Poem Apron also available.
Daughter Poem Print
£14.00
Tell your daughter what she means to you with this witty and loving poem print.
Our funny, heartfelt poem print makes a unique gift for a daughter - whether it's her birthday, christmas, or a special occasion like a wedding or graduation.
Written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, who has a daughter herself. This poem has been requested so many times by our customers, she had to write it!
Font colours available are purple and pink on white card. The poem reads:
What is a Daughter?
An ally, confider, an on your sider
A lender, a sender, a generous spender
A worry inducer, a confidence booster
A life-enhancer & knows the answer
A heart-breaker, a mickey-taker
A friend, a carer, a recipe sharer
A listener, a talker, a bathroom stalker
A cheeky borrower, a call you tomorrower
A dater, debater, a mess creator
A home-lover, a needer of mother
A defender, depender, a cheeky rule bender
A company keeper, confessor & weeper
A shopping tripper & fridge dipper
A holiday taker, a happiness maker
A present buyer, a gentle white liar
A joy bringer, a texter & ringer
A hand holder, a sympathetic shoulder
A secret keeper, a beauty treater
An honest adviser, a trip organiser
A pride inducer, a memory producer
That’s what makes a daughter!
The poem is the copyright of Joanna Miller 2015. The author's permission is required to reproduce this poem in part or whole.
made from:
The poem is printed onto the highest quality GF Smith A4 card (330gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print. The prints arrive flat, wrapped in cellophane, in a stiff envelope.
Daughter Poem Print
£14.00
Tell your daughter what she means to you with this witty and loving poem print.
Our funny, heartfelt poem print makes a unique gift for a daughter - whether it's her birthday, christmas, or a special occasion like a wedding or graduation.
Written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, who has a daughter herself. This poem has been requested so many times by our customers, she had to write it!
The font colour is pink but it is also available in purple on white card. The poem reads:
What is a Daughter?
An ally, confider, an on your sider
A lender, a sender, a generous spender
A worry inducer, a confidence booster
A life-enhancer & knows the answer
A heart-breaker, a mickey-taker
A friend, a carer, a recipe sharer
A listener, a talker, a bathroom stalker
A cheeky borrower, a call you tomorrower
A dater, debater, a mess creator
A home-lover, a needer of mother
A defender, depender, a cheeky rule bender
A company keeper, confessor & weeper
A shopping tripper & fridge dipper
A holiday taker, a happiness maker
A present buyer, a gentle white liar
A joy bringer, a texter & ringer
A hand holder, a sympathetic shoulder
A secret keeper, a beauty treater
An honest adviser, a trip organiser
A pride inducer, a memory producer
That’s what makes a daughter!
The poem is the copyright of Joanna Miller 2015. The author's permission is required to reproduce this poem in part or whole.
made from:
The poem is printed onto the highest quality GF Smith A4 card (330gsm) using Dura-Bright waterproof ink. There is no mount around the print. The prints arrive flat, wrapped in cellophane, in a stiff envelope.
Family Poem Slim Notebook
£5.00
A witty and warm poem about family life – on the cover of a beautifully printed eco-friendly kraft notebook.
Our A5 slim family planner makes the perfect gift for new parents, experienced parents, siblings and friends – whether it’s for a birthday, christening, Christmas, or Mother’s Day.
Touchingly, it is also a popular present for newly adopting families, which makes us very proud!
Written by our award-winning poet Joanna Miller, this A5 poem captures the fun times, the not so fun times(!) and the unrivalled bond we share with our families. The poem is subject to copyright so you may not reproduce it without her permission. The design is by Russet and Gray.
These fun and unique notebooks were printed in the UK. The cover is made from 100% recycled kraft paper. The text is digitally printed in black ink.
The notebook is stapled together at the side and contains 36 blank white pages. The pages are made of high quality 90gsm uncoated, recycled paper. It measures A5 - H21 x W14.5cm
Friend Poem Card
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Tell your pal how fantastic she is with our moving and unique friend poem. It makes a memorable gift for a bridesmaid, birthday, Christmas, or 'just because'. It can be framed afterwards.
The poem was created by the talented poet, Joanna Miller and is subject to copyright. The poem reads:
A friend is always there for you
Supports you in the things you do
Keeps your secrets, mops your tears
And grows with you across the years.
A friend will always lend a hand
Fill your glass and understand
Tell you honestly their view
And make you feel the real you.
A friend can make you laugh out loud
Will see you happy and be proud
Will celebrate your big news first
And love you at your best - and worst!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2013.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem).
The square card is blank inside for your own message.
The poem printed on quality FSC accredited 300gsm card and the envelope is kraft (recycled brown).
The card and envelope are presented in a cellophane sleeve and measure 148 x 148 mm (card) and 155 x 155 mm (envelope)
Friend Poem Print
£14.00
A witty and affectionate friendship poem. All about friends - the fabulous female ones, that is! This funny, heartfelt friend print makes the perfect gift for a best friend - whether it's her birthday, christmas, or a special occasion like being a bridesmaid.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem began as a gift for her sister. It led to Bespoke Verse's range of 'What is a...?' poems that have featured in magazines such as VOGUE and Easy Living.
Whether she's a listening ear, a tireless shopper or a birthday surpriser, everyone will recognise the bond described in 'What is a Friend?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The background colour is taupe.
The text reads:
What is a Friend?
A winer, a diner, an outfit designer
A ringer, a bringer, a karaoke singer
A meeter, a greeter, a chocolate eater
A debater, relater, a smile reinstater.
A lift provider, an on-your-sider
A diva, a bopper, a tireless shopper
A lender, a sender, a book recommender
A snorter, a sniggerer, infectious giggler.
A baker, a caker, a mate mickey-taker
An ally, a sister, a gentle arm twister
A lip-gloss provider, a secret confider
A thinker, a winker, a latte drinker.
A texter, a writer, a party inviter
A colleague, a carer, a problem-sharer
A cocktail blender & cheeky rule bender
A gossipy chatterer, forgiver & flatterer.
A handbag borrower, a ring-tomorrower
A holiday planner, a poolside tanner (line 18)
A ‘stop for a cuppa’, a date fixer-upper
A free babysitter & fellow keep-fitter. (line 20)
A listening ear, a loyal volunteer
A welcome inquisitor, spare bed visitor
A misser, a kisser, a cinema hisser
A fellow fat-fighter, a stay late at nighter
A birthday surpriser & cherished adviser
A laugher, a kidder, anxiety ridder...
That’s what makes a friend!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Please see the range of other fabulous poem prints available.
Friend Poem Slim Notebook
£5.00
Tell your bestie how much she means to you with this fun and unique 'What is a Friend?'poem A5 notebook which includes 36 blank white pages.
Whether she's a listening ear, a tireless shopper or a birthday surpriser, everyone will recognise the bond described in 'What is a Friend?
Perfect as an extra little gift or as a stocking filler, these slim notebooks make a lovely present for a friend or bridesmaid. The 100% recycled kraft covers are beautifully printed in black ink and the poem is sure to be a talking point. The pages are made of high quality 90gsm uncoated, recycled paper. The notebook measures A5 - H21 x W14.5cm.
The poem, which is subject to copyright, was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller and the eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
The poem reads:
What is a Friend?
A winer, a diner, an outfit designer
A meeter, a greeter, a chocolate eater
A debater, relater, a smile reinstater
A lift provider, an on-your-sider
A diva, a bopper, a tireless shopper
A snorter, a sniggerer, infectious giggler
A baker, a caker, a mate mickey-taker
An ally, a sister, a gentle arm twister
A lip-gloss provider, a secret confider
A texter, a writer, a party inviter
A colleague, a carer, a problem-sharer
A cocktail blender & cheeky rule bender
A gossipy chatterer, forgiver & flatterer
A handbag borrower, a ring-tomorrower
A ‘stop for a cuppa’, a date fixer-upper
A listening ear, a loyal volunteer
A welcome inquisitor, spare bed visitor
A misser, a kisser, a cinema hisser
A birthday surpriser & cherished adviser
A laugher, a kidder, anxiety ridder...
That’s what makes a friend!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Friend Poem Tea Towel
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Let your friends know that you appreciate them with this fun and unique friendship poem - printed on a beautiful cotton tea towel!
Our friend poem tea towel makes a great stocking filler for Christmas and a lovely token gift for a birthday or a bridesmaid.
The poem is a great talking point for any kitchen - especially when given wrapped around a cold bottle of champagne!
The tea towels are white with the poem printed in pink font - the most popular colour for poems about friends.
The unique poem was created by the talented poet, Joanna Miller and is subject to copyright, so cannot be reproduced without her permission. The design is by Russet and Gray.
The tea towel has been lovingly printed in the UK. It is folded and protected in a secure plastic bag. It is made from 100% Cotton for good absorbency, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are hemmed. Wash the tea towel at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. It can be ironed.
It measures H78 x W48cm (approx).
Funny Apron For A Trolley Dolly
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A funny apron for the Trolley Dolly serving in your home!
This gorgeous spotty apron makes an original gift for a girlfriend, wife, mum, grandma, sister or friend. Ideal for a birthday, Christmas or Mother's Day.
Of course, it would be the perfect gift for an air stewardess. We've also sold a few as presents for men!
At Bespoke Verse we love witty words - you might like the matching 'Room Service' apron too.
The design is by Russett and Gray and the wording and concept is subject to copyright.
The body of the apron is made from thick natural cotton and is cream in colour. The font is pink and the spots are pale grey.
The apron ties at the back. The neck loop is adjustable using a 'D' ring.
made from:
Unbleached cotton drill. Supplied wrapped in a plastic sleeve.
Washable at 40 degrees. Iron on reverse.
dimensions:
60 x 85cm approx. Item weighs 8oz.
Unbleached cotton side ties each 100cm in length. Adjustable 72cm neck tie with ‘D’ ring.
Room Service Apron also available.
Funny Apron Room Service
£16.95
A unique and funny apron for the Room Service provider in your home!
This gorgeous spotty apron makes an original gift for a girlfriend, wife, mum, grandma, sister or friend. Ideal for a birthday, Christmas or Mother's Day.
You might even wish to make a point and buy one for yourself!
At Bespoke Verse we love witty words - you might like our matching 'Trolley Dolly' apron too.
The design is by Russett and Gray and the wording and concept is subject to copyright.
The body of the apron is made from thick natural cotton and is cream in colour. The font is grey and the spots are pale green.
The apron ties at the back. The neck loop is adjustable using a 'D' ring.
made from:
Unbleached cotton drill. Supplied wrapped in a plastic sleeve.
Washable at 40 degrees. Iron on reverse.
dimensions:
60 x 85cm approx. Item weighs 8oz.
Unbleached cotton side ties each 100cm in length. Adjustable 72cm neck tie with ‘D’ ring.
Funny Private Parking Cushion Cover
£21.95
Reserve a parking spot for a V.I.P with our beautiful dotty cushion cover.
The perfect quality gift for the person who likes to have their space on the sofa reserved!
Ideal birthday or Christmas gift for Mums, Dads, Grandparents, friends and family - especially if they have a sense of humour.
The cover is of a good size and is made of thick natural cotton which is cream in colour. Please note the inner pad is not included.
The design is printed in matt on one side. The print is very high quality.
The cover has a fold at the back for inserting an inner pad.
See 'other items in seller's range' for matching 'VIP' design.
made from:
100% unbleached cotton.
Comes folded in cellophane - inner pad not included.
Wash at 30 degrees inside out.
dimensions:
40 x 40cm square.
Funny VIP Cushion Cover
£21.95
Save a space on the sofa with our beautiful spotty V.I.P cushion cover.
A unique birthday or Christmas gift for the V.I.P in your life. It might be a mum, dad, grandparent, friend, or even a boss or teacher.
The cover is of a good size and is made of thick natural cotton which is cream in colour. Please note the inner pad is not included.
The design is printed in matt on one side. The print is very high quality.
The cover has a fold at the back for inserting an inner pad.
See 'other items in seller's range' for matching 'VIP' design.
made from:
100% unbleached cotton.
Inner pad not included.
Wash inside out at 30 degrees.
dimensions:
40 x 40cm square.
Private Parking cushion also available.
Gardener Poem Print
£14.00
A witty, rhyming gardener poem celebrating all the different tasks and talents a gardener has.
Our witty and warm 'What is a Gardener?' poem makes the perfect birthday or Christmas gift for a gardener.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. It was inspired by her favourite garden, Stourhead.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The poem text/font colour is brown or green. Please select your preferred option above.
The text reads:
WHAT IS A GARDENER?
A sower, a grower, a latin name knower
A nurturer, reaper, a tidy lawn keeper
A seeder, a feeder, a determined weeder
A border designer, a seedling aligner
A researcher, a planner, a lawn mower manner
A greenhouse potter, a staker & knotter
A welly wearer & love of fresh airer
A potterer, toiler, a keen top soiler
A harvester, snipper, a log & branch chipper
A landscaper, lopper, a well-equipped chopper
A sprinkler, spader, a plant in the shader
A vicious deadheader & shaper of bedder
A forker, a clearer, a sprayer & shearer
A mulcher, a flowerer, it looks like a showerer
A raker, a hoer, an autumn leaf blower
A composter, wirer, and sometimes bonfirer
A border maintainer, a planter & drainer
A kneeler, a bender, a builder & mender
A slug resister & nature assister
A ground cover lover & old garden glover
That’s what makes a Gardener!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Gloss Like A Boss Make Up Pouch
£14.00
If you are going to gloss - do it like a boss!
Our witty little bags are beautifully finished and are ideal for birthdays, Christmas, secret santas, hen dos and Mother's Day.
They are the perfect pouch for friends, sisters, daughters, godchildren and mothers. Also a great stocking filler for a teenager!
This ever-useful pouch is big enough to fit all the necessary items, whilst also fitting into a handbag. We've road tested it and we love it.
There are six more bags in our range to collect - see 'sellers other items'.
The design and wording is strictly the copyright of Bespoke Verse.
made from:
100% cotton cover in a natural oatmeal colour. Black zip and black water-repellent lining.
Design appears on both sides of the bag. The wording is printed in red.
Wash inside out at a maximum of 30 degrees.
Made exclusively for Bespoke Verse in the UK.
dimensions:
24cm x 15cm
Grandfather Poem Print
£14.00
A witty and affectionate grandparent poem about grandfathers and the things they do for us.
Our funny and heartfelt A4 grandfather print makes the perfect gift - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, mother's day, father's day or even for newly becoming a grandfather!
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The background colour is grey and the title is ‘What is a Grandfather?’ rather than ‘What is a Grandad?’. A similar ‘Grandmother’ print is also available.
The text reads:
WHAT IS A GRANDFATHER?
A hugger, a kisser, a grandchild misser
A laugher, a crafter, a fun looker-after
A trusted adviser, indulgent surpriser
A listening ear & a fair refereer
A carer, a sharer, a sometimes grey-hairer
A school gate collector, a ringer & texter
A crossword completer & roast dinner eater
A writer, delighter, a stay the nighter
A traveller, talker & leisurely walker
A best friend & mentor, a clever inventor
A ‘what-do-you-sayer?’ & board game player
A generous payer & photo displayer
A newspaper reader, an ‘oh yes indeeder’
A godsend to mother, a garden lover
A debater, relater, a cold weather hater
A picker-upper, a pop round for supper
A thinker, a winker, a cup of tea drinker
A mender, a sender, a coaxer & lender
A free taxi driver & slipper of fiver
A pleaser, a teaser, affectionate squeezer
That’s what makes a grandparent!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Grandmother Poem Print
£14.00
A witty and affectionate grandparent poem about grandmothers and the things they do for us.
Our funny and heartfelt A4 grandmother print makes the perfect gift - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, mother's day, father's day or even for newly becoming a grandmother!
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The background colour is grey (same as Nanny version opposite) - not taupe as shown in the ‘Grandmother’ version opposite. A similar ‘Grandfather’ print is also available in grey.
The text reads:
WHAT IS A GRANDMOTHER?
A hugger, a kisser, a grandchild misser
A laugher, a crafter, a fun looker-after
A trusted adviser, indulgent surpriser
A listening ear & a fair refereer
A carer, a sharer, a sometimes grey-hairer
A school gate collector, a ringer & texter
A crossword completer & roast dinner eater
A writer, delighter, a stay the nighter
A traveller, talker & leisurely walker
A best friend & mentor, a clever inventor
A ‘what-do-you-sayer?’ & board game player
A generous payer & photo displayer
A newspaper reader, an ‘oh yes indeeder’
A godsend to mother, a garden lover
A debater, relater, a cold weather hater
A picker-upper, a pop round for supper
A thinker, a winker, a cup of tea drinker
A mender, a sender, a coaxer & lender
A free taxi driver & slipper of fiver
A pleaser, a teaser, affectionate squeezer
That’s what makes a grandparent!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Grandparent Poem Print
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A witty and affectionate grandparent poem about grandmothers and grandfathers and the things they do for us.
Our funny and heartfelt A4 grandparent print makes the perfect gift - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, mother's day, father's day or even for newly becoming a grandmother or grandfather!
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is taupe. The print is also available with light blue text.
The text reads:
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
A hugger, a kisser, a grandchild misser
A laugher, a crafter, a fun looker-after
A trusted adviser, indulgent surpriser
A listening ear & a fair refereer
A carer, a sharer, a sometimes grey-hairer
A school gate collector, a ringer & texter
A crossword completer & roast dinner eater
A writer, delighter, a stay the nighter
A traveller, talker & leisurely walker
A best friend & mentor, a clever inventor
A ‘what-do-you-sayer?’ & board game player
A generous payer & photo displayer
A newspaper reader, an ‘oh yes indeeder’
A godsend to mother, a garden lover
A debater, relater, a cold weather hater
A picker-upper, a pop round for supper
A thinker, a winker, a cup of tea drinker
A mender, a sender, a coaxer & lender
A free taxi driver & slipper of fiver
A pleaser, a teaser, affectionate squeezer
That’s what makes a grandparent!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Grandparent Poem Print
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A witty and affectionate grandparent poem about grandmothers and grandfathers and the things they do for us.
Our funny and heartfelt A4 grandparent print makes the perfect gift - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, mother's day, father's day or even for newly becoming a grandmother or grandfather!
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is light blue but it is also available in taupe.
The text reads:
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
A hugger, a kisser, a grandchild misser
A laugher, a crafter, a fun looker-after
A trusted adviser, indulgent surpriser
A listening ear & a fair refereer
A carer, a sharer, a sometimes grey-hairer
A school gate collector, a ringer & texter
A crossword completer & roast dinner eater
A writer, delighter, a stay the nighter
A traveller, talker & leisurely walker
A best friend & mentor, a clever inventor
A ‘what-do-you-sayer?’ & board game player
A generous payer & photo displayer
A newspaper reader, an ‘oh yes indeeder’
A godsend to mother, a garden lover
A debater, relater, a cold weather hater
A picker-upper, a pop round for supper
A thinker, a winker, a cup of tea drinker
A mender, a sender, a coaxer & lender
A free taxi driver & slipper of fiver
A pleaser, a teaser, affectionate squeezer
That’s what makes a grandparent!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Grandparent Poem Print
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A witty and affectionate grandparent poem about grandmothers and grandfathers and the things they do for us.
Our funny and heartfelt A4 grandparent print makes the perfect gift - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, mother's day, father's day or even for newly becoming a grandmother or grandfather!
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is dark blue but it is also available in light blue & taupe.
The text reads:
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
A hugger, a kisser, a grandchild misser
A laugher, a crafter, a fun looker-after
A trusted adviser, indulgent surpriser
A listening ear & a fair refereer
A carer, a sharer, a sometimes grey-hairer
A school gate collector, a ringer & texter
A crossword completer & roast dinner eater
A writer, delighter, a stay the nighter
A traveller, talker & leisurely walker
A best friend & mentor, a clever inventor
A ‘what-do-you-sayer?’ & board game player
A generous payer & photo displayer
A newspaper reader, an ‘oh yes indeeder’
A godsend to mother, a garden lover
A debater, relater, a cold weather hater
A picker-upper, a pop round for supper
A thinker, a winker, a cup of tea drinker
A mender, a sender, a coaxer & lender
A free taxi driver & slipper of fiver
A pleaser, a teaser, affectionate squeezer
That’s what makes a grandparent!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Grandparent Poem Slim Notebook
£5.00
Tell your grandparents just how much they mean to you with our fun grandparent poem notebook.
36 blank pages.
Perfect as an extra little gift or as a stocking filler, these slim A5 kraft notebooks make a lovely present for a grandparent or grandparent to be. The kraft covers are beautifully printed in black ink and the poem is sure to be a talking point.
Whether he or she is a traveller, a talker, a best friend or mentor, everyone will recognise the loving Granny or Grandpa described in 'What is a Grandparent?'
The poem is by Bespoke Verse founder Joanna Miller. It's subject to copyright so you may not reproduce it without her permission. The design is by Russet and Gray.
Bespoke Verse specialise in poetry themed gifts and were lucky enough to be appointed 'POETS LESS ORDINARY' by notonthehighstreet.com during their Valentine's Day campaign 2015.
These fun and unique notebooks were printed in the UK. The cover is made from 100% recycled kraft paper. The text is digitally printed in black ink.
The notebook is stapled together at the side and contains 36 blank white pages. The pages are made of high quality 90gsm uncoated, recycled paper. It measures A5 - H21 x W14.5cm
Love Poem Print
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Written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this 20 line poem captures the range experiences and emotions that love inspires.
Whether it's tender supporting, or raucous cavorting, everyone will recognise the experiences described in 'What is a Love?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The poem text font colour is taupe (the image to the left shows the poem print with a grey font).
What is Love?
It’s knowing & needing, accepting, conceding
It’s pleasing & squeezing, laughing & teasing
It’s wanting & wishing, wooing & kissing
It’s depending, heart-rending, loyal defending
It’s wining & dining, shaping, defining
It’s guessing, confessing, holding, undressing
It’s tempting, confusing, alluring, amusing
It’s learning & growing, envying, glowing
It’s dating & dancing, taking a chancing
It’s flirting & fighting, giving, inviting
It’s planning & dreaming, propping & leaning
It’s vowing & hoping, cuddling, coping
It’s taking & trusting, looking & lusting
It’s planning & bonding, asking, responding
It’s tender supporting, raucous cavorting
It’s daring & caring, wondering, sharing
It’s exciting, delighting, staying the nighting
It’s praising & lazing, forgiving & blazing
It’s protecting, adoring, relaxing & snoring
It’s secret confiding & shoulder providing
That’s the meaning of Love.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Magic Tricks Make Up Pouch
£14.00
A funny and great quality make-up bag with a snappy rhyming slogan.
This is the perfect cosmetic pouch for friends, sisters, daughters, godchildren and mothers, especially if they have a few 'magic tricks' they perform with make up!
Our witty little bags are beautifully finished and are ideal for birthdays, Christmas, weddings and Mother's Day. A great stocking filler for a teenager too.
Our ever-useful pouches are big enough to fit all the necessary items, whilst also fitting into a handbag. We've road tested them and we love them.
The design and wording is strictly the copyright of Bespoke Verse.
made from:
100% cotton cover in a natural oatmeal colour. Black zip and black water-repellent lining.
Design appears on both sides of the bag. The wording is printed in purple.
Wash inside out at a maximum of 30 degrees.
Made exclusively for Bespoke Verse in the UK.
Wash inside out at a maximum of 30 degrees.
dimensions:
24cm x 15cm
Makeup Pouch - Place On Face To Look Ace
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A unique and contemporary make-up bag with a snappy rhyming slogan.
Our witty cosmetic bags are beautifully finished and are ideal for birthdays, Christmas, hen parties and Mother's Day.
This is the perfect pouch for friends, sisters, daughters, godchildren and mothers. A great stocking filler for a teenager too!
Our ever-useful pouches are big enough to fit all the necessary items, whilst also fitting into a handbag. We've road tested them and we love them.
The design and wording is strictly the copyright of Bespoke Verse.
made from:
100% cotton cover in a natural oatmeal colour. Black zip and black water-repellent lining.
Design appears on both sides of the bag. The wording is printed in grey.
Wash inside out at a maximum of 30 degrees.
Made exclusively for Bespoke Verse in the UK.
dimensions:
24cm x 15cm
Marriage Poem Print
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A witty and warm marriage poem that explores the real and romantic ingredients of marriage!
Our funny, honest and moving marriage print makes the perfect wedding present. It is ideal for anniversaries and valentines day. It is also suitable as a reading at a wedding ceremony.
The poem was written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller who comes recommended by 'Wedding Ideas', 'Perfect Wedding' and 'Unique Bride' magazines. In 2013 she won the Wedding Industry Experts Award for 'Best Wedding Writer.' The design is by Tim Furr.
Whether it's a drizzling of honesty or a sprinkling of laughter, everyone will recognise the ingredients required to create a happy marriage!
The poem is printed on the highest quality card and measures H29 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind.
The text reads:
A Recipe for Marriage
A pinch of understanding
A tablespoon of trust
A drop of fun and flattery
And a smattering of lust.
A teaspoon of adventure
A heap of hopes and wishes
An ounce or two of thoughtfulness
And a scoop of hugs and kisses.
A grain or two of constancy
A dash of admiration
A slice of friends and family
And a cup of conversation.
A dollop of devotion
A soupcon of surprise
A bunch of boring household chores
And a spot of compromise.
A drizzling of honesty
A sprinkling of laughter
A splash of patience and support
Makes… a Happy Ever After!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Please see the range of other fabulous poem prints available.
Marriage Poem Print
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A witty and warm marriage poem that explores the real and the romantic sides of marriage!
This funny, honest and moving marriage print makes the perfect wedding present. It is ideal for anniversaries and valentines day. It is also suitable as a reading at a ceremony.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem has featured in magazines such as ‘Wedding Ideas’ and ‘Unique Bride’. In 2013 she won the Wedding Industry Experts Award for ‘Best Wedding Writer.’ The eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether it’s snoring, Sunday roasting or shoulder-providing, everyone will recognise the range of shared experiences and feelings ‘What is a Marriage?’ describes.
The A4 print comes unframed (H29 x W21cm) and is presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font is taupe but it is also available in blue.
The text reads:
What is a Marriage?
It’s loving & cherishing, hopefully relishing
It’s hosting & toasting & Sunday roasting
It’s having & holding, the odd little scolding
It’s guessing, confessing & nightly undressing
It’s trying, relying, a little white lying
It’s snoring, adoring, occasionally boring
It’s enduring, alluring & most reassuring
It’s knowing & showing, & mutually growing
It’s compliment giving & always forgiving
It’s sharing & caring & dressing gown wearing
It’s walking, it’s talking & bottle uncorking
It’s tender supporting & raucous cavorting
It’s secret confiding & shoulder providing
It’s readily praising & often amazing
It’s loving, respecting & calmly accepting
It’s cleaning, it’s mopping, it’s waltzing & bopping
It’s needing, conceding & possibly breeding
It’s playing & paying, it’s coping & staying
It’s comfort when weeping, a warm body sleeping
It’s lives interweaving & always believing
That’s what makes a marriage.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author’s permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Please see the range of other fabulous poem prints available.
Marriage Poem Print
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A witty, warm and heartfelt marriage poem that explores the real and the romantic sides of marriage!
This funny, honest and moving marriage print makes the perfect wedding present. It is ideal for anniversaries and valentines day. It is also suitable as a reading at a ceremony.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem has featured in magazines such as ‘Wedding Ideas’ and ‘Unique Bride’. In 2013 she won the Wedding Industry Experts Award for ‘Best Wedding Writer.’ The eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether it’s snoring, Sunday roasting or shoulder-providing, everyone will recognise the range of shared experiences and feelings ‘What is a Marriage?’ describes.
The A4 print comes unframed (H29 x W21cm) and is presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind.
The text reads:
What is a Marriage?
It’s loving & cherishing, hopefully relishing
It’s hosting & toasting & Sunday roasting
It’s having & holding, the odd little scolding
It’s guessing, confessing & nightly undressing
It’s trying, relying, a little white lying
It’s snoring, adoring, occasionally boring
It’s enduring, alluring & most reassuring
It’s knowing & showing, & mutually growing
It’s compliment giving & always forgiving
It’s sharing & caring & dressing gown wearing
It’s walking, it’s talking & bottle uncorking
It’s tender supporting & raucous cavorting
It’s secret confiding & shoulder providing
It’s readily praising & often amazing
It’s loving, respecting & calmly accepting
It’s cleaning, it’s mopping, it’s waltzing & bopping
It’s needing, conceding & possibly breeding
It’s playing & paying, it’s coping & staying
It’s comfort when weeping, a warm body sleeping
It’s lives interweaving & always believing
That’s what makes a marriage.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author’s permission required to reproduce this poem.)
This print is currently available in taupe.
Please see the range of other fabulous poem prints available.
Marriage Poem Print
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A witty and warm marriage poem that explores the real and the romantic sides of marriage!
This funny, honest and moving marriage print makes the perfect wedding present. It is ideal for anniversaries and valentines day. It is also suitable as a reading at a ceremony.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem has featured in magazines such as ‘Wedding Ideas’ and ‘Unique Bride’. In 2013 she won the Wedding Industry Experts Award for ‘Best Wedding Writer.’ The eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether it’s snoring, Sunday roasting or shoulder-providing, everyone will recognise the range of shared experiences and feelings ‘What is a Marriage?’ describes.
The A4 print comes unframed (H29 x W21cm) and is presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font is blue but it is also available in taupe.
The text reads:
What is a Marriage?
It’s loving & cherishing, hopefully relishing
It’s hosting & toasting & Sunday roasting
It’s having & holding, the odd little scolding
It’s guessing, confessing & nightly undressing
It’s trying, relying, a little white lying
It’s snoring, adoring, occasionally boring
It’s enduring, alluring & most reassuring
It’s knowing & showing, & mutually growing
It’s compliment giving & always forgiving
It’s sharing & caring & dressing gown wearing
It’s walking, it’s talking & bottle uncorking
It’s tender supporting & raucous cavorting
It’s secret confiding & shoulder providing
It’s readily praising & often amazing
It’s loving, respecting & calmly accepting
It’s cleaning, it’s mopping, it’s waltzing & bopping
It’s needing, conceding & possibly breeding
It’s playing & paying, it’s coping & staying
It’s comfort when weeping, a warm body sleeping
It’s lives interweaving & always believing
That’s what makes a marriage.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author’s permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Please see the range of other fabulous poem prints available.
Marriage Poem Slim Notebook
£5.00
Our marriage poem notebook makes a cute little wedding or anniversary gift - perfect for planning the big day! 36 blank pages.
Our slim A5 kraft notebooks are a fun gift for the bride who has a wedding to plan, or as a token gift for a wedding or an anniversary.
The poem 'What is a Marriage?' is by Bespoke Verse founder Joanna Miller. It's subject to copyright so you may not reproduce it without her permission. The design is by our friends at Russet and Gray.
Bespoke Verse specialise in poetry themed gifts and were lucky enough to be appointed 'POETS LESS ORDINARY' by notonthehighstreet.com during their Valentine's Day campaign 2015.
These fun and unique notebooks were printed in the UK. The cover is made from 100% recycled kraft paper. The text is digitally printed in black ink.
The notebook is stapled together at the side and contains 36 blank white pages. The pages are made of high quality 90gsm uncoated, recycled paper. It measures A5 - H21 x W14.5cm
Mum Bird Poem Print
£14.00
A Mum poem that says it all, with simple, elegant wording and bird illustration.
Our beautifully designed Mum print makes the perfect gift for a mother - whether it's her birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day or simply because she is wonderful!
The theme is all about what mums do and mean to us. The poem ends with a thank you to your individual and precious mum.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem is actually a 14-line sonnet. The gorgeous design is by Russet and Gray.
Whether she is a rock, a queen bee, an oak or a lynchpin, every mum deserves (and loves) a bit of recognition now and then!
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It comes unframed and is presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The poem font/text is taupe.
The text reads:
MUM
You’re always there to understand
To listen and to lend a hand
To help and worry, smile and guide;
I know you’re always on my side.
Like the roots that anchor trees
Like the queen who rules her bees
You’re a sturdy oak, a beam,
The staunch defender of our team.
You’re the lynchpin, axis, core
The lighthouse guiding us to shore,
The rock that’s there whatever weather,
And keeps the family together.
Thank you for the things you do -
And thank you Mum for being you.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2013.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.
Please see the full range of fabulous poem prints available.
Mum Bird Poem Print Purple
£14.00
A Mum poem that says it all, with simple, elegant wording and bird illustration.
Our beautifully designed Mum print makes the perfect gift for a mother - whether it's her birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day or simply because she is wonderful!
The theme is all about what mums do and mean to us. The poem ends with a thank you to your individual and precious mum.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem is actually a 14-line sonnet. The gorgeous design is by Russet and Gray.
Whether she is a rock, a queen bee, an oak or a lynchpin, every mum deserves (and loves) a bit of recognition now and then!
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It comes unframed and is presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The poem font/text is taupe.
The purple text reads:
MUM
You’re always there to understand
To listen and to lend a hand
To help and worry, smile and guide;
I know you’re always on my side.
Like the roots that anchor trees
Like the queen who rules her bees
You’re a sturdy oak, a beam,
The staunch defender of our team.
You’re the lynchpin, axis, core
The lighthouse guiding us to shore,
The rock that’s there whatever weather,
And keeps the family together.
Thank you for the things you do -
And thank you Mum for being you.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2013.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.
Please see the full range of fabulous poem prints available.
Mum Chopping Board
£21.95
Show your Mum you appreciate all her hard work with this unique and useful chopping board to help with her kitchen duties. An ideal gift for her Birthday, Mothers Day or Christmas.
How do you define such a varied job as being a mum? So many skills are required. The board is decorated with a clever poem about all the jobs that she does. It also makes a great cheese board!
See our matching apron and cushion available - and also our version for dads!
The poem by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller is subject to copyright and cannot be reproduced in whole or part without her permission.
It is made from robust white melamine with a black underside and can withstand high temperatures.
The Mum birthday gift chopping board is wipe clean - do not put in the dishwasher!
dimensions:
W25 x D.5 x H36cm
Mum Poem Card
£2.50
Tell your mum how fantastic she is with this beautiful and moving poem card. It makes a memorable gift for Mother's Day, Birthday, Christmas, or 'Just because'. It can be framed afterwards.
The poem was created by the talented poet, Joanna Miller and is subject to copyright. The poem reads:
MUM
You’re always there to understand
To listen and to lend a hand
To help and worry, smile and guide;
I know you’re always on my side.
Like the roots that anchor trees
Like the queen who rules her bees
You’re a sturdy oak, a beam,
The staunch defender of our team.
You’re the lynchpin, axis, core
The lighthouse guiding us to shore,
The rock that’s there whatever weather,
And keeps the family together.
Thank you for the things you do -
And thank you Mum for being you.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2013.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem).
The square card is blank inside for your own message.
The poem printed on quality FSC accredited 300gsm card and the envelope is kraft (recycled brown).
The card and envelope are presented in a cellophane sleeve and measure 148 x 148 mm (card) and 155 x 155 mm (envelope)
Mum Poem Cushion Cover
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A witty poem about mums and all the jobs they do - on a beautiful natural cotton cushion cover.
A poem written by a professional poet on a great quality cushion? What more could a mum want for Mother's Day, her birthday or Christmas!
The mum cushion cover is of a good size and is made of thick natural cotton which is cream in colour. Please note the inner pad is not included.
The Mum Poem Cushion Cover design is printed on one side, and the cover has a fold at the back for inserting an inner pad.
See 'other items in seller's range' for matching DAD design.
The wording of the poem is:
Mum’s Job Description
Chauffeur and Cleaner, Events Organiser
Courier, Actress, Seamstress, Designer
PA, Researcher, Coach and Tactician
Hairdresser, Banker, Chef and Magician
Counsellor, Manager, Spy and Film Maker
Barista, Athlete, Consultant and Baker
Librarian, Lecturer, Colonel, Constructor
Diplomat, Waitress, Judge and Instructor
Bodyguard, Artist, Carer and Copper
Photographer, Nurse and Personal Shopper.
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014.
(Author's permission required to reproduce this poem).
made from:
100% unbleached cotton.
Inner pad not included.
Wash inside out 30 degrees.
dimensions:
40 x 40cm square.
Mum Poem Print
£14.00
This mum poem is a witty, affectionate verse about mothers and all they do for us.
Our unique A4 mum print makes the perfect gift for mums, whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, mother's day or even a new parent.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem appeared in VOGUE in December 2012.
Whether she's a fairy cake baker, a tireless clapper or a list compiler, everyone will recognise the heroine described in 'What is a Mum?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The background colour is taupe.
The text reads:
What is a Mum?
A weaner & musher, a milky tooth brusher
A rocker & feeder, a storytime reader
A fairy cake baker & fancy dress maker
A wiper & washer & bad habit squasher
A dirty sheet changer, a room rearranger
A keen stain remover, a wielder of hoover
A peeler & cooker, appointment booker
A loyal defender & Christmas card sender
A playdate arranger, alerter of danger
A suitcase packer, a dishwasher stacker
A ‘be quiet’ hisser, a cuddly kisser
An early riser, a birthday surpriser
A list compiler, a proud parent smiler
A talented wrapper, a tireless clapper
A lavatory flusher, a praiser & gusher
A listening ear, a good refereer
A source of a fiver, a free taxi driver
A smoothie blender & broken heart mender
A consummate shopper, embarrassing bopper
A grocery bagger & homework nagger
That’s what makes a Mum!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
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Mum Poem Print
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This mum poem is a witty, affectionate verse about mothers and all they do for us.
Our unique A4 mum print makes the perfect gift for mums, whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, mother's day or even a new parent.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem appeared in VOGUE in December 2012.
Whether she's a fairy cake baker, a tireless clapper or a list compiler, everyone will recognise the heroine described in 'What is a Mum?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind.
The taupe text reads:
What is a Mum?
A weaner & musher, a milky tooth brusher
A rocker & feeder, a storytime reader
A fairy cake baker & fancy dress maker
A wiper & washer & bad habit squasher
A dirty sheet changer, a room rearranger
A keen stain remover, a wielder of hoover
A peeler & cooker, appointment booker
A loyal defender & Christmas card sender
A playdate arranger, alerter of danger
A suitcase packer, a dishwasher stacker
A ‘be quiet’ hisser, a cuddly kisser
An early riser, a birthday surpriser
A list compiler, a proud parent smiler
A talented wrapper, a tireless clapper
A lavatory flusher, a praiser & gusher
A listening ear, a good refereer
A source of a fiver, a free taxi driver
A smoothie blender & broken heart mender
A consummate shopper, embarrassing bopper
A grocery bagger & homework nagger
That’s what makes a Mum!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Mum Poem Print
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This mum poem is a witty, affectionate verse about mothers and all they do for us.
Our unique A4 mum print makes the perfect gift for mums, whether it's for a birthday, Christmas, mother's day or even a new parent.
Written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller, this poem appeared in VOGUE in December 2012.
Whether she's a fairy cake baker, a tireless clapper or a list compiler, everyone will recognise the heroine described in 'What is a Mum?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind.
The hot pink text reads:
What is a Mum?
A weaner & musher, a milky tooth brusher
A rocker & feeder, a storytime reader
A fairy cake baker & fancy dress maker
A wiper & washer & bad habit squasher
A dirty sheet changer, a room rearranger
A keen stain remover, a wielder of hoover
A peeler & cooker, appointment booker
A loyal defender & Christmas card sender
A playdate arranger, alerter of danger
A suitcase packer, a dishwasher stacker
A ‘be quiet’ hisser, a cuddly kisser
An early riser, a birthday surpriser
A list compiler, a proud parent smiler
A talented wrapper, a tireless clapper
A lavatory flusher, a praiser & gusher
A listening ear, a good refereer
A source of a fiver, a free taxi driver
A smoothie blender & broken heart mender
A consummate shopper, embarrassing bopper
A grocery bagger & homework nagger
That’s what makes a Mum!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Mum Poem Slim Notebook
£5.00
Tell your mother how much she means to you with our fun mum poem notebook.
36 blank pages.
Perfect as an extra little gift or as a stocking filler, these slim A5 kraft notebooks make a lovely present for a mum or as a baby planner for a mum to be.
Whether she's a fairy cake baker, a tireless clapper or a list compiler, everyone will recognise the heroine described in 'What is a Mum?'
The poem is by Bespoke Verse founder Joanna Miller. It's subject to copyright so you may not reproduce it without her permission. The design is by Russet and Gray.
Bespoke Verse specialise in poetry themed gifts and were lucky enough to be appointed 'POETS LESS ORDINARY' by notonthehighstreet.com during their Valentine's Day campaign 2015.
These fun and unique notebooks were printed just for us - here in the UK. The cover is made from 100% recycled kraft paper. The text is digitally printed in black ink.
The notebook is stapled together at the side and contains 36 blank white pages. The pages are made of high quality 90gsm uncoated, recycled paper. It measures A5 - H21 x W14.5cm
