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What Is A Dad? Poem Print
£14.00
This poem is a witty, affectionate verse about fathers and all they do for us.
Our funny and heartfelt A4 poem print makes the perfect gift for fathers - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, father's day or even a new parent.
Whether he's a stubbly snorer, a spider remover or a terrible teaser, everyone will recognise the hero described in 'What is a Dad?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The poem background colour is taupe but it is also available in grey.
The text reads:
What is a Dad?
A feeder, a changer, a safeguard from danger
A stubbly snorer, an offspring adorer
A sandcastle digger, a tree-house rigger
A planner & wisher, a wasp & bug squisher.
A hider & seeker, a natural competer
A storybook reader, a motorway speeder
A great fire lighter & ‘dad joke’ reciter
A cuddly tickler, rarely a stickler.
A room decorator, a shopping trip hater
A spider remover, allergic to hoover
A butler & porter, a coach & supporter
A sticker, a tricker & ball-loving kicker.
A tutor, commuter & whiz with computer
A batsman & bowler, financial controller
A gadget admirer, a BBQ firer
A lender, a mender, a knightly defender.
A grower, a mower, an everything knower
A bottle uncorker, a supper-time talker
A firework banger, a wallpaper hanger
A game inventor, role model & mentor.
A bin putter-outer & sometimes a shouter
A free taxi driver, a slipper of fiver
A party enhancer, embarrassing dancer
A contest decider, a lecture provider (line 24)
A terrible teaser & all round good geezer
A giver-awayer & grandchildren player... (line 26)
That’s what makes a Dad!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
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