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This poem is a witty, affectionate verse about fathers and all they do for us.
Our funny and heartfelt A4 poem print makes the perfect gift for fathers - whether it's for a birthday, christmas, father's day or even a new parent.
Whether he's a stubbly snorer, a spider remover or a terrible teaser, everyone will recognise the hero described in 'What is a Dad?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The poem text/font colour is blue but it is also available in taupe.
The text reads:
What is a Dad?
A feeder, a changer, a safeguard from danger
A stubbly snorer, an offspring adorer
A tent rigger & sandcastle digger
A storybook reader, a motorway speeder
A bonfire lighter & ‘dad joke’ reciter
A cuddly tickler, rarely a stickler
A room decorator, a shopping trip hater
A spider remover, allergic to hoover
A carer, a sharer & rarely a glarer
A butler & porter, a coach & supporter
A gadget admirer, a BBQ firer
A lender, a mender, a knightly defender
A grower, a mower, an everything knower
A bottle uncorker, a supper-time talker
A game inventor, role model & mentor
A bin putter-outer & sometimes a shouter
A free taxi driver, a slipper of fiver
A party enhancer, embarrassing dancer
A contest decider, a lecture provider
A terrible teaser & all round good geezer
That’s what makes a Dad!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
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Three pairs of stylish blue, mustard and teal bamboo ankle socks in a luxury gift box. The socks feature a contrasting dotty pattern and heart ankle trim. An ideal gift for someone special.
£3.50
This stunning 125g soap is made to a traditional 'Marseilles' recipe using natural essences. This opium soap features a wonderful masculine fragrance.
The soap contains sustainable, responsibly sourced palm oil from Indonesia that is certified under the Roundtable on Sustainable Palm Oil (RSPO) standard.
Ingredients: Sodium palmate, Sodium palm kernelate, Aqua, Parfum, Sodium Chloride, Glycerin, Coumarin, Linalool, Geraniol, Citral, Cl 77288, Cl 11710
As the old adage goes, cleanliness is second only to Godliness and these soaps are still made to a traditional ‘Marseilles’ recipe including plenty of Shea Butter and Natural Essences. They’re made by a small, artisanal factory on the border between France and Spain and this rich, creamy bar soap is 100% vegetarian – squeaky clean in body and mind!
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This 7-in-1 mini multi-tool will transform into the cutest little helpers. Includes flat head screwdriver, bottle opener, knife, wire stripper, file, phillips head screwdriver, and punch.
Designed By: Studio Scratch
Dimensions: W-2.6" x H-1" x L-1"
£15.95
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