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Teacher Poem Print
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A witty and warm teacher poem that celebrates the many roles a hard working teacher performs every single day!
Our 'What is a Teacher?' A4 print makes the perfect teacher gift for the end of term. A very unique way to say thank you to a brilliant teacher.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. She used to be an English teacher herself, so she knows what makes a good present. She also knows what hard work it is!
The eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether the teacher in question is a trip organiser, an inspiring mentor or a corridor stalker, they will definitely feel appreciated on receiving 'What is a Teacher?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is light blue. Please see the other colours available.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A leader, director & tactful corrector
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare pen provider
A cutter, a sticker, a fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a lesson preparer
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a while
A parent reminder, lost property finder
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker
An on your sider & staff-room resider
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Teacher Poem Print
£14.00
A witty and warm teacher poem that celebrates the many roles a hard working teacher performs every single day!
Our 'What is a Teacher?' A4 print makes the perfect teacher gift for the end of term. A very unique way to say thank you to a brilliant teacher.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. She used to be an English teacher herself, so she knows what makes a good present. She also knows what hard work it is!
The eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether the teacher in question is a trip organiser, an inspiring mentor or a corridor stalker, they will definitely feel appreciated on receiving 'What is a Teacher?'
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is light blue. Please see the other colours available.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A leader, director & tactful corrector
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare pen provider
A cutter, a sticker, a fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a lesson preparer
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a while
A parent reminder, lost property finder
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker
An on your sider & staff-room resider
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Teacher Poem Print
£14.00
A witty and warm teacher poem that celebrates the many roles a hard working teacher performs every single day!
Our 'What is a Teacher?' A4 print makes the perfect teacher gift for Christmas or the end of term. A very unique way to say thank you to a brilliant teacher.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. She used to be an English teacher herself, so she knows what makes a good present.
As seen on TV - our poem was filmed by the BBC and used to close 'Britain's Classroom Heroes' on BBC2, October 2017.
The poem background colour is taupe but it is also available in grey.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is white. Please see the other colours available.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A wiper, a blower, an everything knower
A listening ear, a calm refereer
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector.
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
An assessor, a planner, a maker of banner
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare clothes provider.
An artist, a potter, a lace unknotter
A sticker, a tricker & fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a costume preparer.
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a whiler
A parent reminder, lost property finder.
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A play director, a tactful corrector
A designer & baker, a help with mistaker.
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A weigher, displayer, a patient game player
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker (removed if a message is added)
An on your sider & staff-room resider (removed if a message is added)
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Teacher Poem Print
£14.00
A witty and warm teacher poem that celebrates the many roles a hard working teacher performs every single day!
Our 'What is a Teacher?' A4 print makes the perfect teacher gift for Christmas or the end of term. A very unique way to say thank you to a brilliant teacher.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. She used to be an English teacher herself, so she knows what makes a good present.
As seen on TV - our poem was filmed by the BBC and used to close 'Britain's Classroom Heroes' on BBC2, October 2017.
The poem background colour is grey but it is also available in taupe.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The text/font colour is white. Please see the other colours available.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A wiper, a blower, an everything knower
A listening ear, a calm refereer
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector.
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
An assessor, a planner, a maker of banner
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare clothes provider.
An artist, a potter, a lace unknotter
A sticker, a tricker & fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a costume preparer.
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a whiler
A parent reminder, lost property finder.
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A play director, a tactful corrector
A designer & baker, a help with mistaker.
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A weigher, displayer, a patient game player
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker (removed if a message is added)
An on your sider & staff-room resider (removed if a message is added)
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Teacher Poem Slim Notebook
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Thank a great teacher for a job well done with our fun and unique 'What is a Teacher?'poem A5 notebook which includes 36 blank white pages.
The 100% recycled kraft paper cover is beautifully printed in black ink and the poem is sure to be a talking point. The pages are made of high quality 90gsm uncoated, recycled paper. The notebook measures A5 - H21 x W14.5cm.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller and the eye-catching typographic design was the creation of Russet and Gray.
Whether the teacher in question is a trip organiser, an inspiring mentor or a corridor stalker, they will definitely feel appreciated with this thoughtful gift.
The poem reads:
What is a Teacher?
A walker, a talker, a corridor stalker
A leader, director & tactful corrector
A role-model, tutor, a whiz with computer
A natural persuader, a daily first-aider
A reader, a writer, reports all-nighter
A printer, protector, a problem deflector
A marker, a setter, a sender of letter
A natural orator, a known confiscator
A divider, decider, a spare pen provider
A cutter, a sticker, a fair-minded picker
A debater, relater & smile reinstater
A pairer, a carer, a lesson preparer
A defender, a lender, a broker & mender
A creator, inventor, inspiring mentor
A smiler, a filer, a stay back a while
A parent reminder, lost property finder
A keen finder-outer, & sometimes a shouter
A describer, reviser, a trip organiser
A thinker, a winker, a covered in inker
An on your sider & staff-room resider
That’s what makes a Teacher!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Teacher Poem Tea Towel
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Tell a teacher how much you appreciate them with our fun and unique teacher poem - on a beautiful cotton tea towel!
Our teacher poem tea towel makes a unique gift for Christmas or the end of term - and a addition to the staffroom too.
The tea towel is a great talking point for any teacher - especially when given wrapped around a bottle of wine!
The tea towels are white with the poem printed in grey font - our most popular colour for poems about teachers.
This unique poem is by Bespoke Verse founder Joanna Miller and is subject to copyright, so cannot be reproduced without her permission. The design is by Russet and Gray.
The tea towel is lovingly printed in the UK. It is folded and protected in a secure plastic bag. It is made from 100% Cotton for good absorbency, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are hemmed. Wash the tea towel at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. It can be ironed.
It measures H78 x W48cm (approx).
Teachers Are Awesome Creatures Card
£2.50
A cool teacher card for awesome teachers.
This quality and unique rhyming card is the perfect teacher gift for the end of term or Christmas. It makes a funny talking point and shows the teacher in question just how much they are appreciated.
The card is square - the inside is blank for your message.
The card is printed on FSC accredited 300gsm card. The envelope is kraft (recycled brown).
The card and envelope are presented in a cellophane sleeve and posted in a hard-backed envelope.
The card measures 148 x 148mm and the envelope measures 155 x 155mm.
Teal & Turquoise Beaded Earrings
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Designed in London and made in South Africa, these beautiful hand-made, beaded earrings, measure approximately 8cm in length and are made from japanese Miyuki glass beads in a variety of colours.
These are the perfect summer accessory - the colour of the ocean, these remind me most of being on holiday on a beautiful beach!
Despite their shorter length, these pack a punch with their colour and shine.
Each pair is handmade so may differ slightly from the images.
Hooks are gold plated surgical steel
Teal and Grey Reversible Jacquard Tree Scarf
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This luxurious viscose scarf features a tree print jacquard design in teal and gray.
The scarf has super soft fabric, rich colours and a chic print to create a beautiful design. The reversible jacquard pattern features a tree print in grey against teal on one side and teal against grey on the other. A plain section along the outer edges creates a subtle border and each end is finished with fringes. We love the sophisticated mix of grey and rich teal and the incredibly soft fabric.
Teal Angora & Faux Fur Pom Pom Gloves
£12.95
These stylish angora gloves feature a faux fur trim and pom-pom detailing. They are made from angora-style wool and lined with super soft microfibre. The back of each hand has three fine darts for a cosy fit. The wrist of the glove is finished with a grey faux fur trim and triple pom-pom detailing. The faux fur adds a beautifully soft and luxurious feel to these winter gloves.
Teal Coin Purse - Horses
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This fun and colourful handy sized teal coin purse is made from long lasting laminated cotton and features a beautiful Horses print. It is ideal for coins or other bits and bobs and fits perfectly into handbags and coat pockets. It is easy to open and close with the top clipper clasp. A perfect little gift for someone special!
It measures 10cm (width) x 1.7cm (depth) 8cm (height). It is also available in a fabulous bright pink (see below).
Please also see the matching satchel/school bag, cosmetic/pencil cases and apron available.
Teal Fur Trimmed Hand Warmers
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These gorgeous woollen fleece lined hand warmers with a funky faux fur trim make a practical and stylish Christmas gift.
They are knitted in 100% pure new wool, and lined with super soft polar fleece to keep your hands warm and snug in the coldest of weather.
The fingerless style ensures that your fingers are kept free, enabling you to use your touch-screen phone at all times!
These lovely hand warmers are also available in dusky mauve, forest green and olive.
They measure 23cm (length) and should be hand washed.
Please see the matching fur trimmed bobble hats available.
Teal Leather Clutch Bag
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A stunning teal soft leather clutch bag with a vintage style clip opening.
This real leather clutch has been the must have bag throughout recent seasons and is an absolute winner for every occasion. Animal print, leather and metallics have all been hot trends on the catwalks and pink, orange and yellow are amongst this season's favourite colours!
They have a very secure clip closure and are fully lined with sumptuous satin in tonal colours. Large enough to take your essentail items to a party and small enough to carry inside a handbag if you require a large purse. A really beautiful and practical item that will add a touch of class and bring any outfit bang up to date.
Currently available in a variety of stunning colours including pink, orange, yellow, teal, chestnut brown, chocolate brown, tan, blackberry, pale gold, pewter and zebra print (see links below).
Made from:
100% leather with satin lining
Dimensions:
W:20cm by H:13cm
Teal Matt Vintage Round Bauble
£2.95
Small but perfectly formed, these little round decorations are the perfect way to add a touch of antique-chic to your tree. Richly jewel toned, these baubles will make the perfect, luxurious embellishment to any tree. They measure 5cm diameter. Also available in green, gold and red. They are sold individually.
Teal Ribbed Mini T Light Holder
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These beautiful, mini ribbed votives are just perfect for tea light candles. The frosted finish adds an unusual edge and ensures the perfect cosy glow when used with a lit tea light. The votives are also available in Red, Green, Gold and Silver. Matching baubles also available.
Please note: This product is sold in single units.
Dimensions: 6x4cm
Teal Scarf with Metallic Rose Gold Foil Oak Tree Print
£9.95
Rich teal blue polyester scarf with a repeat oak tree print in metallic rose gold foil
100% Polyester
Approximate size 175cm x 75cm
Teal Scarf With Rose Gold Stars
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Fine teal blue scarf with a mixed size scattered star print in metallic rose gold foil
100% Polyester
Approximate size 175cm x 75cm
Teal Sparkle Fedora Hat
£34.99
If you’re looking for a stylish winter hat with a glamorous twist, why not try our soft blue fedora? Flecks of metallic silver thread add sparkle detail along with the stylish metallic silver band.
This hat brings a chic feel to winter styling while the soft wool/polyester weave and comfortable fit keeps you cosy. We love the mix of blue and silver.
One Size. Also available in a dark grey.
Teal Vegan Leather Backpack
£35.00
Vegan leather backpack in teal with crossover pocket design and adjustable straps. No animal derivatives are used in the making of our Vegan Leather bags.
Teal Vegan Leather Crossbody Bag With Striped Strap
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Teal vegan leather camera/crossbody bag with a removable/interchangeable striped strap. No animal derivatives are used in the making of our vegan leather bags.
Approximate size 24cm x 19cm
Teal Woollen Flower Handwarmers
£19.95
Designed to match the woollen hat with flower, hand knitted in pure wool and lined with polar fleece.
Features a ribbed band of toning colour at the cuff and around the top and decorated with crochet flowers.
Really pretty and one of last year’s best sellers.
Length 19cm
The model in the image to the left is wearing the same handwarmers in charcoal (see below).
Teal Woollen Hat with Flower
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Hand knitted in pure wool and lined in polar fleece, this hat will keep you really warm and cosy on those cold winter days.
It features a ribbed band of toning colour around the edge and is finished with a crocheted flower.
Designed to fit an average adult sized head 56-61 cm circumference.
The model in the second image to the left is wearing the same hat in charcoal (available below).
Teal, Aqua & Purple Colour Block Poncho Wrap
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This stylish colour block poncho in teal, aqua and Purple is guaranteed to keep you warm and cosy during the cooler months. Acrylic Wool
Teddy Bear Pewter Keyring
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Teddy Hot Water Bottle
£39.00
Cosy up with the Chalk Teddy Hot Water Bottle this Winter. Ideal as a thoughtful gift for that someone special or as a treat for yourself for those cold nights ahead!
- Hot water bottle with faux fur casing
- Comes in pouch
Teddy Trinket Box Extra Small
£12.95
Add a touch of style to your dressing table or chest of drawers and keep your jewellery and precious keepsakes safe. This delightful cast pewter mini jewellery box topped with a beautifully crafted Teddy Bear is an ideal Christening gift for a new baby or a unique Birthday/Christmas gift for someone special.
Choose from a variety of adorable trinket box designs - Bee, Dragonfly, Heart or Teddy Bear, each available in the following sizes:
35mm (XS), 50mm (S), 65mm (M) and 98mm (L). The extra small Teddy Trinket Box (pictured to the left) measures 35mm diameter.
Teddy Trinket Box Small
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Add a touch of style to your dressing table or chest of drawers and keep your jewellery and precious keepsakes safe. This delightful cast pewter mini jewellery box topped with a beautifully crafted Teddy Bear is an ideal Christening gift for a new baby or a unique Birthday/Christmas gift for someone special.
Choose from a variety of adorable trinket box designs - Bee, Dragonfly, Heart or Teddy Bear, each available in the following sizes:
35mm (XS), 50mm (S), 65mm (M) and 98mm (L). The small Teddy Trinket Box (pictured to the left) measures 50mm diameter.
Ten Assorted Poem Print Postcards
£10.00
A set of postcards - ten fabulous assorted poems for the special people and occasions in your life.
Our ten poem postcards are keepers! Perfect as mini framed poems, or posted as traditional postcards. They also make unique greetings cards.
The perfect token gift for much-loved recipients. There are poems for Mum, Dad, Sister, Friend, Teacher, Grandparent. The poems on Love, Marriage and Family are perfect for an extra gift for special occasions like weddings, christenings, and valentines day. And of course, there has to be a poem about Christmas in the mix!
All ten poems were written by Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller and are subject to copyright. The design is by Russet and Gray.
The cards are beautiful quality - with a glossy laminated front, and a matt back. They are presented in cellophane and there is the option to add ten brown environmentally sound recycled envelopes to the pack.
made from:
Postcards are gloss laminated on one side and have a luxurious, thick feel. The 350gsm premium paper is from a sustainable source, and is Elemental Chlorine Free (ECF).
The optional brown envelopes are made from recycled paper.
dimensions:
A6 105mm x 148mm
Thank You So Much Wrapped Occasion Soap
£4.95
Has someone looked after your pet or house? Say a special thank you to them with this Jasmine scented soap
- Rich Shea Butter Body Bar With Essential Oils
- 100% Triple Milled Vegetable Soap
- Made in England
- 200 Grams
- Generously Perfumed To Provide A Luxurious Fragance
Thanks A Million Nag Champa Scented Candle
£10.00
Never be caught without a gift again. Our new range of occasion candles have been designed with every gifting event in mind and come in four classic SevenSeventeen fragrances. Hand-poured in a travel tin, simply pop in the post and surprise someone.
Burn time (approx):
100ml - 20hrs
With sumptuous scents, plant-based wax and super burn times, SevenSeventeen candles are all about finding calm amidst the chaos. Hand-poured in England they come with their own soothing mantras to restore sanity and fill your home with the right kind of pong.
Each candle is presented in a metal travel tin and finished with cotton wicks. The screw-top lids keep out dust and the tins can be re-used for storing small items.
The mood-boosting effects of our scented candles are designed to be relished by everyone from sleep-deprived parents to burnt out office workers. We hope you enjoy!
As with all SevenSeventeen products 10% of profits from this occasion candle tin is donated to mental health charities.
Thanks A Million Thank You Card
£2.50
A witty thank you card for someone who has simply been brilliant!
Our unique and funny card is perfect for saying thanks to a friend, parent, teacher, colleague, or even the whole wedding party.
This 'thanks a million for being brilliant' card is unique to Bespoke Verse. We specialise in rhyming gifts and were notonthehighstreet's 'Poets Less Ordinary' for their Valentines campaign 2015.
The classy, contemporary design is by Russet and Gray. Available in pink or black.
The card is square - the inside is blank for your message.
The card is printed on FSC accredited 300gsm card. The envelope is kraft (recycled brown).
The card and envelope are presented in a cellophane sleeve and posted in a hard-backed envelope.
The card measures 148 x 148mm and the envelope measures 155 x 155mm.
The Book Lover's Week Poem Print
£14.00
'The Book Lover's Week' is a witty book lover poem, hand inked to create a unique and lovely print. A great gift for bookworms!
Our days of the week book print makes a humorous and unique gift for a book lover whether it's for their birthday, Christmas, or simply for hosting a meeting of book club!
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
Whether it's poetry, plays or the latest bestseller, we all know someone who can't live without a book on the go!
The poem reads:
The Book Lover’s Week
On Mondays I am lost for ages
In the new bestseller’s pages
Tuesday night is all too fleeting
At my lively book group meeting
Wednesday, there may be some friction
Unless I read some Science Fiction
Thursdays, it just has to be
Short stories or biography
On Friday over lunch and dinner
I’m buried in a Booker winner
Saturdays are perfect days
For reading poetry and plays
And Sundays, how the hours dwindle
When I’m busy on my Kindle!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
The Cake Lover's Week Poem Print
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Who doesn't love cake?! This days of the week cake poem is beautifully hand inked to create a lovely print.
Our funny cake print is an ideal gift for a cake lover or aspiring star baker, whether it's for their birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day or just meeting for a slice of Victoria Sandwich.
Whether it's Lemon Drizzle or Banana Bread, we all know someone who can't live without a daily nibble of cake!
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The poem reads:
The Cake Lover’s Week
On Mondays I refuse to budge
Unless the cake is Chocolate Fudge
Tuesdays, I will take the plunge
With a slice of Coffee Sponge
Wednesdays, when I have a break
It’s feet up with some Carrot Cake
On Thursdays if I start to fizzle
I perk up with some Lemon Drizzle
Fridays, I insist I’m fed
On Fruitcake or Banana Bread
Saturdays, I often languish
For a nice Victoria Sandwich
And Sundays? Well it has to be
Homemade scones for afternoon tea!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
The Chocolate Lover's Week Poem Print
£14.00
'The Chocolate Lover's Week' poem print is a fun (and slightly cheeky!) ode to chocolate and chocoholics.
Part of the 'days of the week' poem collection, we're celebrating all the delicious ways we enjoy chocolate, and have created this unique gift for chocolate lovers.
Perfect as a birthday present, Christmas gift, or Mother's Day token.
Whether it's chocolate spread in bed, or chocolate cake on your break, everyone knows someone who loves their chocolate!
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It comes unframed.
The poem reads:
The Chocolate Lover’s Week
On Mondays when I have a break
I can’t resist some chocolate cake
On Tuesdays I awake and dream
Of double chocolate chip ice cream
Wednesdays, if I’m tired and frowny
I perk up with a chocolate brownie
On Thursdays it is just no use
I have to dine on chocolate mousse
Fridays, I’m discovered huffing
Unless I’ve had a chocolate muffin
Saturdays, I spend in bliss
With a milky bar of Swiss
And Sundays I relax in bed
With paper, toast and chocolate spread!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
The Coffee Lover's Week Poem Print
£14.00
This hand inked print of 'The Coffee Lover's Week' poem makes a witty and unique gift for coffee lovers.
Part of our fun and cheeky 'days of the week' collection, it's an ideal gift for any coffee lover.
Whether it's a Latte, Americano or Flat White, we all know someone who can't live without a daily cup of coffee.
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It comes unframed.
The poem reads:
The Coffee Lover’s Week
On Mondays getting up is trouble
Without a quick Espresso (double)
Tuesdays if I’ve had a shocker
My only solace is a Mocha,
Wednesdays if I get frustrated
It has to be decaffeinated,
Thursday when I’m back on track
I’ll have a trusty filter (black),
On Fridays just before a party
I’ll grab a fortifying Latte,
Saturdays just don’t feel right
Without a paper and Flat White,
And Sundays end with Frappuccino
Or a bedtime Cappuccino!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
The Coffee Lovers Week Poem Tea Towel
£9.95
A funny and clever poem for a coffee lover - on a tea towel!
'The Coffee Lover's Week' poem tea towel makes a witty and unique gift for a coffee drinker.
Part of our fun and cheeky 'days of the week' collection, it's an ideal gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or a 'I saw this and thought of you' gift.
Whether it's a Latte, Americano or Flat White, we all know someone who can't live without a daily cup of coffee.
This original poem was written by Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller, who is married to a coffee addict who has many a week like the one described! The poem is subject to copyright, so cannot be reproduced without her permission.
The design is by 'Have a Gander'.
Our high quality tea towels are lovingly printed in the UK. They come folded and bagged in a protective plastic sleeve.
Bespoke Verse tea towels are made from 100% cotton for good absorbancy, with white hanging tab and care label top left. The sides are all hemmed.
Care: Wash at a maximum of 40 degrees with similar colours. Can be ironed.
It measures H76 x W48cm (approx)
The Garden Lover's Week Poem Print
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This beautifully hand inked print featuring a witty garden lovers' poem is a perfect gift for green-fingered friends and family whether it's their birthday, Christmas, Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Whether it's weeding or feeding, mowing or hoeing, we all know someone who is very green-fingered.
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. It is printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The poem reads:
The Garden Lover’s Week
On Monday I’ll be digging beds
And snipping off those wilted heads
Tuesdays means the hedge needs trimming
And possibly a bit of strimming
Wednesdays there’s the job of lopping
Pruning, and a bit of chopping
Thursdays means a day of mowing
Plus an afternoon of hoeing
On Friday it is time for weeding
And the watering and feeding
Saturdays, day of adventure:
A trip to tip or garden centre
And Sundays (if the back’s not aching)
It’s getting rid of slugs and staking!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
The Marriage Advert Poem Print
£14.00
This brand new marriage poem comes in the form of a job advert for a husband or wife, skills, salary, hours, pension all described!
Our funny and joyful marriage print makes the perfect gift for weddings and anniversaries. It is also suitable as a wedding poem or reading and for a marriage proposal!
The poem is actually a 14 line sonnet. It was written by Bespoke Verse poet (and Oxford graduate!) Joanna Miller, whose wedding poems have featured in magazines such as 'Wedding Ideas' and 'Brides'. In 2013 she won the Wedding Industry Experts award for 'Best Wedding Writer.'
Whether it's the salary of kisses or the lifetime contract, everyone will recognise the role of a husband or wife that the 'The Marriage Advert' describes.
The text reads:
Please see our full range of fabulous poem prints available.
The Wine Lover's Week Poem Print
£14.00
This hand inked wine lover print features our "Wine Lover's Week" poem, and makes a fun and witty gift for wine lovers.
Our funny days of the week wine print is perfect for celebrating a birthday, a friend at Christmas, or simply a Friday night!
Whether it's Pinot, Merlot or Chardonnay, we all know someone who can't live without a glass of vino.
This original poem was written by the extremely talented Bespoke Verse poet, Joanna Miller. The poem has been printed on the finest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed.
The poem reads:
The Wine Lover’s Week
On Mondays I am rather keeno
On a lazy glass of Pinot
Tuesdays? I might end the day
With a spot of Beaujolais
Wednesday (if the day's a shocker)
May include a fine Rioja
Thursday nights, if out I go,
I'm partial to a nice Merlot
On Friday friends may come and stay
We'll open up the Chardonnay
Saturdays I'm known to harbour
A hankering for ice cold Cava
And suddenly the week has gone...
It's Sunday night and Sauvignon!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2014. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
Tin Can Alley Game
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This vintage Tin Can Alley game is perfect family fun for school fêtes, kids parties or summer garden games. The set comes with 3 bean bags and 10 'shop product' design tin cans, making it perfect for playing shopkeepers too! Shortlisted for Gift of the Year 2016 it's sure to be loved by the kids!
Each can measures 10cm x 8cm
Tinc Boogie Bulb - Multi
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Turn any room into your own disco. Boogie in your bedroom, disco in your dining room or groove in your garage. This fab rotating full colour LED lightbulb casts red, green and blue lights - instantly transforming any room into a disco inferno. Get on down!
Designed to last for up to 8000 hours.
Each bulb is supplied as a bayonet fitting and comes with a screw fitting adaptor included in the box. This increases the height of the bulb from the fitting by approximately 3cm.
Topple Tower - 54 Pieces
£9.95
Build a tower, move the pieces and hope that you don't knock it down! Tower measures 28cm (h) by 7cm (w)
- 54 wooden pieces
- Warning! Choking hazard, small parts.
- Not for children under 3 years.
- Adult supervision required.
Tortoiseshell Oversized Rounded Frame Sunglasses
£24.95
These dark taupe tortoiseshell sunglasses have oversized rounded wayfarer frames. Each pair will arrive beautifully boxed in a PoM branded recyclable case. The lenses have a UV 400 - high protection (Cat 2) against UVA & UVB rays.
Tote Bag Metallic Rose Gold
£75.00
- Soft Suede Leather
- Metallic Foil Coating
- Dual Handle Tote Bag
- Interior Zipped Pocket
- Dimensions: H36cm x W36cm x D10cm
- Material: Real Leather
- Lining: Black Polyester Twill
This stunning Leather Tote is our take on the classic tote bag shape. The dual handles are securely fitted to ensure your bag stays with you wherever you go. With a top zip and leather zip pull covering the entire bag everything you packed will stay right with you. An interior zipped pocket is also featured for additional security and storage for valuables.
Handcrafted in India by family owned and fully audited factories. The leather is hand picked for each product based on Appearance, Quality & Sustainability therefore the leather may vary piece to piece. Leather is a natural material and will wear with age and use, depending on your care and treatment towards the leather. We recommend protective sprays and leather conditioners to allow your leather to gracefully age.
Touring England Board Game
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This is a relatively simple board game which relies on a little bit of logic and a lucky roll of the dice to win. It's a great game to play and is educational for younger players as it will increase their knowledge of the geography (major towns and cities) of England and Wales.
For 2-4 players, each player is given a set of cards with the names of cities on them. Players then have to roll the dice and move a counter around the board in order to visit each of the cities listed on the cards that they have been given in whichever order they choose and successfully return to their starting point to win. There are various obstacles around the board to make things more interesting.
It's a deceptively simple idea but it can be fiendishly difficult to accomplish, especially if the dice is not on your side. The skill part in the game comes from planning the most efficient route around England. The board and pieces have a nice `30s retro feel. The stylish board is sturdy, the counters are wooden pointers with little wooden cut out cars on them.
Traditional Badminton Set
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Traditional badminton set in a lovely gift box with a full set of instructions, A superb recreational game for all. Set includes:
- 2 x metal badminton rackets with rubber grip. 65 cm long, head size 20 x 24 cm.
- 1 x 3 metre net
- 3 x plastic and rubber shuttlecocks, height 8 cm.
- 1 x printed cotton draw string carry bag. Bag size 70 x 24 cm.
Warning! Choking hazard Not suitable for children under the age of 3 years.
Traditional Wooden Rounders Set
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Traditional wooden rounders set, can be enjoyed by gentlemen, ladies and children alike. Lets play rounders! The game of rounders is a traditional game that began in Tudor times on the playing fields of Britain. Two teams of between 6 and 12 players battle against each other to see who can score the most 'rounders' points. This box set includes:
- 4 x Wooden rounders posts. Length of post 59 cm diameter. 1 cm.
- 1 x Wooden rounders with cotton cord grip. Bat length 46 cm diameter. 5 cm.
- 1 x Soft tennis ball
- Printed cotton tidy bag. Length 69 cm x width 18 cm.
- Instructions see the reverse of the gift box.
Travel Carded Pocket Charm
£3.50
Travel - A compass to guide you on your journey and find your way home
This delightful pewter charm on a card is a sweet and thoughtful gift for a loved one .. and it’s easy to pop in the post too!
The pewter charm is attached to a silver foil decorated pearlescent card with a complimentary silver envelope. The charm can be peeled off and kept safe in your pocket or purse.
Materials: pewter
Card measures 8.5cms x 6 cms.
