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Gardener Poem Print
£14.00
A witty, rhyming gardener poem celebrating all the different tasks and talents a gardener has.
Our witty and warm 'What is a Gardener?' poem makes the perfect birthday or Christmas gift for a gardener.
The poem was written by award-winning Bespoke Verse poet Joanna Miller. It was inspired by her favourite garden, Stourhead.
The poem is printed on the highest quality card which measures H30 x W21cm (A4). It is unframed and presented smartly in cellophane with backing board behind. The poem text/font colour is brown or green. Please select your preferred option above.
The text reads:
WHAT IS A GARDENER?
A sower, a grower, a latin name knower
A nurturer, reaper, a tidy lawn keeper
A seeder, a feeder, a determined weeder
A border designer, a seedling aligner
A researcher, a planner, a lawn mower manner
A greenhouse potter, a staker & knotter
A welly wearer & love of fresh airer
A potterer, toiler, a keen top soiler
A harvester, snipper, a log & branch chipper
A landscaper, lopper, a well-equipped chopper
A sprinkler, spader, a plant in the shader
A vicious deadheader & shaper of bedder
A forker, a clearer, a sprayer & shearer
A mulcher, a flowerer, it looks like a showerer
A raker, a hoer, an autumn leaf blower
A composter, wirer, and sometimes bonfirer
A border maintainer, a planter & drainer
A kneeler, a bender, a builder & mender
A slug resister & nature assister
A ground cover lover & old garden glover
That’s what makes a Gardener!
Copyright Joanna Miller 2012. (Author's permission required to reproduce this poem.)
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